Jonah Hill has been kidnapped and replaced by an Athenian philosopher
When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!
This is Pokémon NPC dialogue
is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?
our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke
Noo I rewatched the devil wears prada again 😭(😈)
this weekend at my job this trio of kids were coming up to me throughout the day begging me to look at a rusty spoon they had found in the creek by the dining hall because it was rusty and had some detailing and they were convinced it's an antique and i should put it in our nature museum. and every time i was either busy or they didnt have the spoon so i never saw it. but like. it's a spoon someone threw into the creek from the dining hall. finally at dinner im eating my pasta and having a bit of a break when the little trio comes up to me with the spoon and it sure is a tarnished rusty spoon. and im like "yeah ill look it over and ill let you know later!!" already thinking of ways to nicely tell them this is regular silverware from 2003. but then i look at the back and google the branding on the back and. those kids legit found a silver spoon from 1922. guess i gotta put it in the museum
OP is Gunther Stardewvalley
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
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The Hollywood creation of "Castle Frankenstein" as the place where Victor creates the Creature is really a shame, as it prevents the wider public from knowing the hilarity of the fact that Victor made his fucked up homunculus in his student housing at the college in Ingolstadt. Imagine you're trying to get your bachelor's degree and the chem major down the hall has created a crime against god in his fucking dorm room AND THEN HE LEAVES IT THERE. The creature has to make his own damn way off campus somehow!!!
"The witch still wait for her prince to return in their secret garden"
The music i was listen: Our love is god reprise :D
plot twist: jessie genuinely thinks this
It took me a while but I cleaned up the image that advertised the Spy x Family movie.
It was fun.
I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard
Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location.
British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief.......
German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and
US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite
this is how the ides of march went right
for the first time ever i have turned my attic into..an attic 🕰📦🪜📻