sam gaybaited so hard. he went through hell for frodo & kept kissing him & when they got home frodo had to be like teehee when are you moving in sam 🥰 only for sam to be like sorry frodo im getting married to the woman of my dreams. and then frodo had to sail to ptsd island or whatever the fuck because his hobbit insurance didnt cover a therapist. so fucked up
good news: flop slots
Item: Cargo Socks (with Flop Slots)
amazing how it’s september when it’s march
People love natives in such a superficial way. People wanna stand with natives when we’re talking about the trees, and the land. People wanna stand with natives when we talk about philosophies of love and togetherness. But as soon as it’s time to talk about political side of being native. About dismantling a system built on the genocide of our people. About how we need a new system that isn’t built upon capital gain and benefitting white bodies. About putting up a fight. About how the colonial state we reside in is a disgusting imperial plague on this land. Suddenly y’all don’t wanna talk native.
"They spent hundreds of years trying to assimilate my ancestors, trying to create indians like me, who could blend in, but now they don’t want me either. They can’t make up their minds.
They want buckskin and face paint, drumming, songs in languages they can’t understand recorded for them but with English subtitles, of course. They want educated, well spoken, but not too smart. Christian, well behaved, never question. They want to learn the history of the people, but not the ones that are here now, waving signs in their faces, asking them for clean drinking water, asking them why their women are going missing, asking them why their land is being ruined.
They want fantastical stories of Indians that used to roam this land. They want my culture behind glass in a museum.
But they don’t want me." -Shelby Lisk
idk what a “meal planning” is. I go to the store. I purchase ingredience. I go home. I cook. at no point during this process do i “think”
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said
you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
baseball?? that game from twilight?
“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent
Soon it will be Autumn and Persephone can go back to pegging her husband in peace and I can wear a fucking jumper
Not sure how to explain it, but April quarantine content had a distinctly different feel to it than August quarantine content
april: i’m gonna do so many projects! i’m counting the squirrels! banana bread!
august: burn down the government
boys night
people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).
this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he's been killing the game ever since
can we stop acting like it’s okay to make fun of people’s physical appearances after they’ve said something ignorant?? especially with women. as soon as someone slips, ya’ll are there tellin’ her how ugly she is like you’ve been waiting for a reason to do it all along. what’s your problem??? stop
The council will decide your fate
they’re giving me the death penalty :/
date night
*swirls iced coffee in a wine glass* I’m just like ….I just deserve so much better you know…
hey whats up everyone, hows yr summer, what heartbreaking truths has everyone been coming to terms with lately
“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business
