#no context!Brooklyn Nine-Nine (p.s. these are real lines)

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Me after I spend the night with my Monster Boyfriend

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

LMAOO

this is what flashes before my eyes right before i die

the greatest hits

Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history”

Me:

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.

that’s exactly what happens

me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin

driving is so therapeutic… I would drive around aimlessly for hours… my depression? caused by the rapidly increasing gas prices that hinder my therapy

keanu reeves drinking a corona & having an existential crisis

Big mood

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

mood

it’s backkkkk

WE GOT A RUNNER

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this

I don’t plan to stop drinking. But… I don’t wanna forget. I can’t turn away anymore. So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. — Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

2017 mood