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@tonymarias

serra. pan. black. she/they. 20.
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Mike: So, it's about 3AM. I wake up to the sound of barking.

Max: This one has a dog?

Mike: I wish. I ask her what's going on. She says cockroaches.

Max: Cockroaches that bark?

Mike: That's what I said! She says the exterminator was a bust so she bought a gecko. It's a lizard. Some kinda gila monster from Brazil or somethin', I don't know.

Max: And it eats roaches?

Mike: Down to the last drop. Barks when it's hungry.

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like "do you mind if i ask you for help with something?" and when i jokingly said "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" he replied "we always have a choice" and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

it literally felt like this