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Deranged Homosexual Variety Blog

@tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit / tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit.tumblr.com

** Jay **~he/him~ 23 year old funnyblogging cat furry. Follow for semi-curated reblogs, sexy guys, personal rambling, and whatever else I like. Ace, aro, and trans inclusive
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i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

when they said tumblr could be the next pdf i understood

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i cant see myself ever turning anon on but i grieve all the great asks i'd get if i let people be anonymoose

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I'm horny 💜🅱️🤷‍♂️😭🤷‍♂️🅱️🤷‍♂️💜🤷‍♂️👁️👁️👁️🥰🥰🧏‍♂️🥰💪👀💪👁️💪💪💲🐱😞🤷‍♂️🗣️🤷‍♂️🅱️🤫🅱️🤫😭🤫🅱️🤫💜🤫🗣️😆🗣️⁉️🗣️⁉️🗣️⁉️🗣️⁉️🗣️⁉️⁉️

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If Ripper got turned into a flesh-and-blood normal furry man he would act shockingly Jesse Pinkman-esque. Not all the way...but it would be noticeable

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the silliest nightmare i ever had was when i was like ... 12 maybe? i was getting chased around my school by killer clowns. it's like a parody of a nightmare. so derivative. i was ashamed when i woke up, and i've carried that shame with me.

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tapping my foot impatiently waiting for "serving cheese" (acting/looking authentically masculine) to catch on (it never will).