Gradients of Thick Petals by Artist Joshua Davison Are Layered Precisely with a Palette Knife

Good for him

Intense flex I wish I had his sauce

THOR (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh

https://www.sciencealert.com

My name is cow And when I see A scientist Paint stripes on me I look so hip And sleek and fit And best of all I don’t get bit

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

This tag deserves to be seen

a special treat for those of us who enjoy watching sam reich torture his friends and/or employees

Oh no.

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

@gallusrostromegalus

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

She is soggy

Oh shes so good at that

Riveting performance

soggy beast saturday

how the fuck is it still january i feel like this month has lasted like 25 years

wow throwback sisters!!

The 1 minute gap between posting this and it getting notes because people were figuring out what it said lmaooo

LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

I love this so much

Honeybee Plush on Etsy

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

Tumblr waited for twitter to be at its weakest to reinstate nudity. Like a god damned Lion waiting to pounce on its prey.