What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
I FOUND THE POST
Rewatching SGA has taught me two things about Todd:
1. He's really good at getting imprisoned and
2. he's really bad at keeping a Hive ship in one piece.
Colonels.
I think Tabula Rasa is a good episode based purely on the confirmation that if Zelenka lost all his memory and sense of propriety he would simply turn into a feral little man, no questions asked
Old animation of a fluffy boi waking up from a nap I did a few months ago
forbidden knowledge
Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.
Yes Here Are All The Frames
THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR
How dare you hide this in the notes
wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you don’t have it yet
Happy 10th birthday to all of the Canadas!
attractive men in complete despair has gotta be one of my favorite genres of man.
SG-1: The United States government spends countless millions of its taxpayers' dollars on a program to explore other planets, only to discover Canada.
SGA: Several governments spend countless millions of their taxpayers' dollars on a program to explore another galaxy, only to discover even more Canada.
you know that feeling when you’re watching a show or movie and there’s a scene where the found family is just having the best time celebrating something and it slow motion pans out while music plays in the backround and you’re just filled with this feeling of immense joy but also deep desire for that kind of happiness and friendship?
no, just me? okay.
early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:
Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)
Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid
Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains
Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”
Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent
Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass
David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired
Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows
Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death
like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point
THE SANDMAN (2022-) - Now I’m listening. Or trying to.
Dream of the Endless has a singular braincell at all times and that braincell is petty. Every once in a while it perfectly aligns with the inside of his head like the dvd menu logo hitting a corner and that’s when he has moments of humanity
Mostly he’s a dick who needs to be smacked with a baguette tho
John Sheppard: *makes puppy eyes at Dr Weir until she lets him go commit war crimes*
school starts tomorrow guess who just now started rereading aftg
it's me bitches. wish me luck
that is like the worst possible time you could have started aftg SDJKHGOKSHGKJSDHG good luck you'll need it
school was ... interesting i guess. first thing i did when i got home was lock myself in my room and cry myself to sleep and then took a short nap for about 6 hours. so unfortunately i only just started the second book, but some favourites of mine from the first book were when andrew and neil meet for the first time, the foxes inability to give him even one (1) straight answer, andrew telling everyone he's going to break neil only to adopt him 10 chapters later, neil being like 👀 whenever andrew does something even remotely violent, when Coach said "don't you dare be more afraid of me than you are of andrew", "desperation was a valuable lubricant", Renee in general, andrew being andrew, when neil stood up to riko the first time and when andrew promised neil to have his back
If you want I'll keep you updated but I think I'm going to take another short nap now
they took to it like a duck to water: they began naturally, almost effortlessly, and were immediately in their element
they took to it like a baby otter to water: screaming, certain they were dying, hating every minute of it despite being perfectly suited to the conditions
Apparently baby otters being introduced to water and demonic souls undergoing the cure have a lot in common.
sometimes love is an atheist gang leader and a religious girl who’s the only saint he believes in
CHRISTMAS IN JULY, DAY 6: HALLOWEEN:
↳ SHADOW AND BONE CHARACTERS as GREEK GODS
