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Just your average autistic british man

@tonckavoncarstien

thine art happy to be on this website

me talking to my friend in the fanfiction universe:

sorry, I caught hanaka, yes I know its because i am an omega, yes I know I shouldn't have gotten a job at a coffee shop, no I am not currently near a registered little, no I am not currently a prositute. and I do not know any shotacons, goodbye.

me talking to my friend in the fanfiction universe:

sorry, I caught hanaka, yes I know its because i am an omega, yes I know I shouldn't have gotten a job at a coffee shop, no I am not currently near a registered little, no I am not currently a prositute. and I do not know any shotacons, goodbye.

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Lets say we caught conclusive evidence of mothman caught on camera with the caveat that in this video we also see mothman killing and sucking the blood out of a fully grown man. How many people do you think would care about that man, and how many people do u think would just go “YEAHHH MOTHMAN IS REAL!”

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I could convince you of anything. I could so easily indoctrinate you in a cult.

I am already in one so I cant join, sorry puki.

“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

What do these four have in common?

Enemies with a wolf

Correct!

  • Little Red Riding Hood is preyed on by the Big Bad Wolf
  • Puss from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is hunted by Death, taking the form of an anthropomorphic wolf
  • Zant from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is trying to stop Link, who in this game can take the form of a wolf
  • Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys is enemies with Mr. Wolf, who is an anthropomorphic wolf (as his name implies)

Next:

What do these four have in common?

They have names with repetition?

Correct!

  • Jeong Jeong from Avatar
  • Moto Moto from Madagascar
  • Señor Senior Sr. from Kim Possible
  • Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Next:

What do these four have in common?

Destruction of the Moon

Correct!

  • Clara from Doctor Who destroyed the moon by letting a creature hatch out of it
  • Korosensei from Assassination Classroom blue a giant chunk out of the moon, making it a permanent crescent
  • Dr. Eggman from Sonic used his space station’s laser to blow up the moon
  • Piccolo from Dragon Ball used a chi attack to destroy the moon to stop Gohan’s Saiyan transformation

Next:

What do these four have in common?

Famous Tumblr Posts

Correct!

  • Do you like the color of the sky?
  • Are fedoras really that bad?
  • I like your shoelaces
  • spiders georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

they all have the initials PW ?

Correct!

  • Pharrell Williams
  • Pendleton Ward
  • Patrick Warbutron
  • Paul Walker

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what the hidden theme is?)

Oh my gosh it is moon moon

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

Goddammit moon moon!

Correct!

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

Thank you so much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo​ for coming up with the brilliant theme and helping me out with the questions.

this is the post of all time.

Dastardly survey coming through!

Thank you for your cooperation!

This had some very interesting results. Thank you for your input Internet Citizens. The Propaganda Minister personally agrees with Tumblr supremacy, but don't tell the other social medias that.

not expressing tumblrs superiority? blocked, flambéd and unfollowed.

There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

So to set the scene, it's the height of WWII in France and my grandpa—a 6'3" 20 year old upper Michigan farm boy—has been separated from his company after their temporary camp was shelled. My grandpa (who, I have to add, was nicknamed 'the Suicide Kid' at this point because he worked in demolitions and bomb interception and kept taking the jobs no one wanted with the expectation that he was never going home anyway) is scared out of his wits, wandering around the French countryside alone. He has to move at night and sleep in barns and sheds during the day to hide from people who most definitely want him dead.

On one of these days, he finds a farmhouse of a very jittery couple who agree to let him sleep in the barn, with the conditions that he sleeps in the barn loft and if he's found, they disavow all knowledge that he was there. He agrees, because he's exhausted and will sleep in a hay pile if he has to. My grandpa manages to fit all six foot three inches of himself into a feed trough stored upstairs and tries to get some sleep.

However, right when he's half-snoozing, he hears motors outside and sure enough, here are some very angry officers of mixed Nazi and Vichy make confronting the couple saying someone up the road spotted an American soldier walking this way. They wouldn't know anything about that, would they? No, of course not.

All the while, my grandpa—now trying to figure out how to either escape the barn unseen or how to fight off six? seven? eight? people at once—freezes up and waits for the inevitable. While he does, a HUGE spider crawls next to his head and onto the loft railing. For one second, he thinks about swatting it away, but that would risk him being seen and killed.

So, instead, he lays there and waits to either fight to the death or get executed in a feed trough. And while he lays there, the spider starts making a huge web on the railing. My grandpa's transfixed by this thing. He watches her go around and around, building a solid web before plopping herself off to one side and waiting for breakfast. At the same time, the officers finally go into the barn.

My grandpa can hear them searching around, turning over crates and checking animal pens. Then, he hears one say to check the loft.

And then another say, "Don't bother. Look at the spiderwebs up there. No one's been there in a while."

And they leave.

Because my grandpa didn't swat the spider away and let her build her web, the officers thought no one was there and left him alone. They drive off and my grandpa immediately thanks the farmer couple and hauls ass out of there as soon as he can.

After this, my grandpa refused to kill any spider, and his kids did the same. Because if it wasn't for her, he wouldn't have lived and would never have had kids or grandkids. So we owe her one.

There's the man himself. Go grandpa!!

arch nemesis of spiders georg.

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

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blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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itsquietinsantafe

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

  • May 2021
  • January 2022
  • October 2022
  • April 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2024
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
  • August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

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cyan-draws-stuff

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th guys

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Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

IT’S THURSDAY THE 20TH

hey guess what?

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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follovved

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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whereismystrawberrytart
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my-fandom-life
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becketts-one-and-done

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

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onfirelikegasoline

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

When Russia makes this post illegal

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I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

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I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

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dexitorse

omg

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goodbimyfriends

World heratige post

ah yes, the original version

certified iconic post

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klutzyfox

The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t

The satisfaction

knowing that I can reblog

this but Russia can’t

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

holy cow 3.5m notes and not all of them are deactivated

I love how now the russians happen to be missing out for law