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kristal.

@tomoyariana

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fem klance !

these designs are done by @mel0.https on instagram! i just drew them in my style :3

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eebie

🏴‍☠️ gnarlyeyepatch follow

no more fucking weenies in the thug tug this is getting ridiculous honestly someone just flooded the fucking bathroom with soap bubbles and turned everything pink. we can’t get the fotoplayer music to stop we and we don’t know where its coming from. reminder that this is NOT a space for babies like you we dont come here to play pattycake we are here to ROUGH and TUMBLE. go back to your estuary and munch on some algae

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👿 toughsponge follow

I don’t know guys I think whoever was playing with those bubbles was a pretty gnarly guy! What if they got soap in their eyes? Tch… Not just anybody is tough enough to take that kind of risk, no sir! 💪⚓️😡

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💘 i-heart-mom follow

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER WIMP ON OUR HANDS FELLAS.

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🏴‍☠️ gnarlyeyepatch follow

im tired of having to say this

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thebelfry

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

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in 2002 when Spirit came out, Burger King had Spirit toys in their kids meal. I wanted Spirit and/or Rain so badly. I fantasized about having them. When I finally got my parents to take me to Burger King, I was ecstatic. I couldn't wait to play with my new horse toy.

So imagine my surprise when I cracked open the kids meal and discovered I had received the racist colonel instead

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in 2002 when Spirit came out, Burger King had Spirit toys in their kids meal. I wanted Spirit and/or Rain so badly. I fantasized about having them. When I finally got my parents to take me to Burger King, I was ecstatic. I couldn't wait to play with my new horse toy.

So imagine my surprise when I cracked open the kids meal and discovered I had received the racist colonel instead