There was a big internet conspiracy that Michael Cera fucked someone's mom. No one knew whose mom it was, but there were pictures of where it happened. I got bored one day and decided to examine pictures and recognized the photos as my childhood home's kitchen. Micheal Cera fucked my mom.
Elle Fanning for Cartier Grain de Café
An enchanting woman of mystery electrifies the South of France and the culture of cinema.
Ana de Armas by Yuri Hasegawa for The Los Angeles Times, September 2022
Anyone else feeling burnt out by streaming services because any time you start a show the company expects an immediate audience and a fucking worldwide campaign of support or they’ll cancel it.
streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
Charlize Theron photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for W Magazine (2015)
Women, in our society, are compartmentalized so that we start to feel like we’re cut flowers and after a while we will wilt. I realize now that’s not the case—we can celebrate every age. That’s my encouragement to 20-year-olds who are terrified of getting older: Don’t have a nervous breakdown and don’t hit the Chardonnay too hard. Getting older is not that bad.
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lunardarkbloom did a good job with this. Very purply.
Thank you jade 💜
shout out to my folks with insomnia & depression & delayed sleep phase disorder & sleep apnea & disabilities & other sleep disorders diagnosed, undiagnosed, and just my plain old night owls & night shift workers!! we r so fucking cool & exist every day in a society not made for us at all. and NONE of us are lazy bums or bad people for staying up late & sleeping in till noon or two or whatever whenever you get up!! no matter what anyone says!! you’re incredible and i love you!!!
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