alright well someone get ryan on the phone it’s time to revive pet salamander
your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit
Anonymous asked:
hi could i ask where i could find the vid that was in that post (tomfletcherscats tumblr com post 22233503240 this-video-is-actually-my-favorite-thing-in-the) cause the video is broken
uhhh man that was from the youtube account of a band called my favorite highway from god knows how long ago….. it was called “the human alarm clock” back then but i don’t know if it’s like posted anywhere anymore since the band deleted their youtube but u could try searching anyway
fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all
the-iron-dragon-god
That is the cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen
If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
Anonymous asked:
do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
the untamed + text post meme
Anonymous asked:
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
whenever i listen to a glass animals song i feel like i am behind the wheel of a convertible wearing very nice sunglasses and i am going incredibly fast but i am not driving somehow. there’s a neon pink haze over everything and the vague implication that something morally questionable is being done off-camera
cosmo wanda i wish every bitcoin miner goes to hell no matter what
love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
mattheuphonium
fabulous
tockthewatchdog
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
