Tom: I hate this song.
Harry: Well, you have to admit it's catchy.
Tom: The Bubonic Plague was catchy, that doesn't mean it's good.
wicked-literature
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
watchtheskytonight
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
JESUS.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
aperture-residents
WORK, DAMNIT!
troylerseyes
IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK
geek-of-hogwarts
FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!
spnfangirlforeversammyrules
Ooh yeah!!
emilyplayzyt
WOOSH
Bow chicka wow wow
calorequeen
ryverpenrad
…….that was a slightly delayed reaction reblog button….. I know I’m a half blood n all but… DAMNIT DONT GIVE ME HEART PROBLEMS. See I don’t know why I never got my letter. I shoulda gone to Illvermory….. Maybe when Voldemort took over the British Ministry he had moles in the American one as well. …. Maybe my muggle blood got me ignored
It worked, but I don’t really think that Time lords count as muggles anyway.
Harry: You know, people treat me like a god.
Tom: How?
Harry: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me.
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based on a tweet i saw today
Harry, banging pots and pans: I LOVE TOM, HE LOVES ME
Harry: H O M O S E X U A L I T Y
Tom:
Tom:
Tom: do I love you though
whomst-is-katology
Yes chu do tom
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Harry: The back that smiles snack fishgold
Tom:
Tom: *chugs draught of living death*
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Harry: Hey what are you guys doing?
James, leading Lily to the bedroom, sarcastically: Impregnating your mother.
Harry: *chokes*
Tom, slyly: Enjoy yourselves!
Two minutes later, James and Lily walking out: So we talked and it’s a choice between–
Tom: It only took two minutes? Wow Mr. Potter, that is kind of sad.
James:
Harry:
Lily:
Tom:
Harry:
Lily: *snorts*
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Tom: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Lucius: Your literally making a valentines card for Harry, my lord.
Tom, pointing his glue stick threateningly: Your on thin fucking ice Lucius.
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Talkshow Host, smiling coyly: So Harry, I’ve been meaning to ask; who is your secret significant other? Come on, we are dying to know!
Audience: *cheers in agreement*
Harry, in deadpan: Are you sure you want to know?
Audience: …
Talkshow Host: …
Harry: Lord Voldemort is a good fuck.
Talkshow Host: *gasp*
Audience: what the actual fuck?!
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Harry, sobbing quietly: Please Tom, please don’t do this.
Tom: …
Tom, regretfully: I’m sorry.
Harry: No!!
Tom: *throws blue shell*
Tom, smug: Its'a me, Mario.
Harry: I’m divorcing you
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Umbridge: Males and Females are not allowed within five feet from each other.
Tom:
Harry:
Harry: omg heterosexuality is illegal
Tom, grabbing Harry’s hand smugly: yeet
This is a bit late, but heres my contribution to the @tomarrybigbang !!!
My art is a companion to honeyrosekisses’ fic, Between a Spy and a Broken Place
Tom: I’m a very confident driver
Harry: stop lying you literally hit draco this morning
Tom: … but confidently
Harry: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.
Tom: I don’t think you know what you’re saying.
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For anon,who requested
I love your Harrymort picture that I was able to look at. Could you draw a menacing Harry wearing the locket and holding his wand up while Tom looks smug all draped over his shoulders?
While drawing it I remembered this fic I must’ve read like 10 years ago. It was a gen, dark!harry fic, where he had grown up in the streets and was generally your run of the mile delinquent (with magic though), and I kind of wanted to draw that kind of vibe? I mean squatting is a huge thing in England and I can totally see a squatter punk Harry growing up around rave/punk culture in 90s England.
“Voldemort,” said Riddle softly, “is my past, present, and future…”
No Glory Court Scene
Harry: Your Honor, I’m not trying to bribe you but would you like the other half of this cosmic brownie?
Voldemort: *whispers* Dear God. *slams gavel* THIS MAN GOES FREE.
tomarry secret santa for miklos (whose tumblr name i’ve forgotten…)
