i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me
7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper
kids these days spend so much money on VAPES and UBEREATS. whatever happened to hard liquor. and bullets
Anonymous asked:
how fake “i love all that nasty shit” bitches look when real gimps come at them
printing & framing this
the amount of people that have “i love all that nasty shit” in their bios then block me cause i posted a gimp or something
one of my favorite games
don't really do art for it though
Youre really annoying me I'm gonna go walk over and shine a flashlight into the eye of this mouse I got in a glue trap
dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters
Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat
