I'm back with more
(all my original jokes but some are based on other tweets)
watching the episode of merlin where gaius is framed and kidnapped and i just,,, merlin snapping at arthur and saying “he would not leave without saying goodbye to me”???? absolutely devastating, thanks.
"I hate insects! Take care of them for me, would ya?"
this should not be the face of a man who just got shot yet here we are
“the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by” is actually such a raw, sweet romantic pickup line and if i was will middle name graham and i just got fed a warm home cooked breakfast and piping hot coffee and i’m still in my underwear and some guy said that to me while looking at me like he sees me than more than the sum of my parts and what makes me repulsive and monstrous is actually my greatest strength my boxers would be on the floor i am just saying.
Knight: *wants to become a knight of Camelot*
Arthur: and now for the most important test
Arthur: *puts Merlin before the knight*
Merlin: approved
Arthur: welcome to the knights
Knight: what just happened?
"Mr Garrett Jacob Hobbs? You don't know me and I suspect we'll never meet. This is a courtesy call. Listen very carefully. Are you listening? They know."
Doctor "just draw one more clock bro I swear it'll help you bro" Lecter
Hannibal S01E01 "Aperitif"