been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now
There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.
Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much
The French presenters are so happy and invested when they get to explain serious philosophical themes in a song, “this one dives deep into the importance of environmental fights” “this song is about women struggling to maintain control over their destiny” and so awkward in the opposite direction. “This song says E A E A” “The wolf eats the banana because it rhymes with grandma”
how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name
OH FUCK
Wait this is funny
This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time
the fact that u can actually always just try again
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
soupmoths
ps5 brain monday
Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious
what have you just inflicted upon me.
Took a wrong turn somewhere
i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things
*blap*
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