“You are filled with both the sense that everything is gonna be alright…. And the sense that - eh - not today.”
Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
- Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
- One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
- Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
- There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
- Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
- At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
- There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
- Katya fakes her death.
- heavy clock symbolism. A pivotal scene occurs at a clock tower, there is a grandfather clock in the background of some sets, etc
- A supporting female character named Sofia makes an appearance, wearing a cocktail dress. Katya protects her at some point. They’re both in the Boat Scene. At one point they buy fruit together in a marketplace. This is lesbian shipping fuel.
- The villain, likely Mario, has a sidekick named Icepick Joe. Joe commits a final act of heroism before being left for dead— after being killed by an Icepick. Perhaps he turned against Mario and was killed in retaliation?
- Goncharov, played by DeNiro, has a very distinctive manner of walking.
- Katya’s brother, Valery, makes an appearance.
from posts I’ve witnessed (only mentioning things I’ve seen >5 blogs post about) - there is an Anchovies scene, and fish symbolism also plays a heavy role. at some point Katya is seen near a fish bowl full of goldfish, and this is important to the Boat Scene as well. - Goncharov and Andrey have homoerotic tension, and this is used to further statements about the cycle of repression and violence
- The story involves Goncharov losing himself in a downward spiral. It is a tragedy of unbecoming.
- There’s a Bridge Scene. This is the one with the clocktower chiming in the background.
- There’s a scene involving a tank of anchovies.
- Icepick Joe has a traumatic backstory
- Katya betrays Goncharov AND Sofia. She’s well-intentioned, but it all comes crashing down, ending in her losing them both— losing Sofia emotionally and inadvertently causing Goncharov’s death
- There’s a shootout in Pompeii in which Mario destroys historically significant architecture. This is representative of the destructive nature of nationalism.
How can time be still, and still be running out?
Goncharov (1973) dir. Matteo JWHJ0715
the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card
are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??
It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.
I rewatched Goncharov (1973) cause of the hype and I needed to sketch something cause I can’t get these characters out of my mind like holy damn. why does this movie have so many killer quotes ;_;
Imagining trying to explain Goncharov to a non internet person. Well it's a homoerotic 1970s film about a Russian-Italian mafia that never existed. People are adding bits of canon on according to their own tastes like it's arthuriana. It came from a shoe.
not that i don’t love listening to the original goncharov soundtrack but i wanted to add some more songs that fit the vibe
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
[Image Description: image 1. a shoe tongue with a patch that reads, "The greatest mafia movie ever made. Martin Scorsese presents goncharov. Domenico procacci production. A film by Matteo Jwhj0715 about the Naples mafia." The word goncharov is placed in the middle and is in large text compared to the rest.
Image 2. A reply by @ AbandonedAmbition that reads, "this idiot hasn't seen goncharov." End Description]
the clock scene is overhyped as hell and film bros ignore the importance of the apple scene bc they're afraid of the homoerotic undertones and i WILL die on this hill!
sorry I can't hang out today, I'm partaking in a vivid mass hallucination of a 1973 mafia thriller by martin scorsese. Yeah it's gonna be all day
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Oh, I don't even GO here,but I will personally murder this TikTokker and everyone who didn't unfollow them over this BULLSHXT.
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i'm sorry what
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You read that right. Better unfollow them now or there'll be one less user on this hellsite
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that's a screenshot
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So? If someone is still following that user's TikTok after they posted this, they are going to die.
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why though
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You should know the answer to that, bxtch.
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my name is noah
this post is like walking into a graveyard where all the ghosts are arguing with each other
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
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