The bros of all time
Pondering a soulmate/red string AU with a Y/N and the DCA except you hear all these stories about how slim and fine the red string is that lead someone to their significant other and how the string looks so delicate and small that sometimes it's almost not even there, which is great and all, except, your red string isn't a string. It's a ribbon. A thick, flat, silky ribbon. It's knotted around your left ring finger like a bow.
You internalize this as a very bad sign. Something's wrong. You don't get a soulmate or maybe your soulmate already decided that they'd rather not have you or maybe you're just not worthy.
It keeps you up at night. You twist and tug on it but it's always leading away, out the door and into the world. It only seems to trail off until you end up at a new job. You work with animatronics and always preferred them over people, anyways. Who needs a soulmate right? You're totally fine without one. That's your new mantra. You've accepted the ribbon and its refusal to give you what you want.
But it's kind of funny how the Daycare Attendant reacts when he firsts see you. He stares for a long time. You don't make anything of it, and you've trained yourself to not try and spy if your ribbon is acting strange around different people or places, but it does seem to sway a little, the great length almost dancing around Sun as he tends to children. It slips around Moon, almost pirouetting when he puts toddlers to bed and sings lullabies to babies.
You saw his wrist ribbons. How could you not? For one frantic, yearning moment, you almost thought—but that can't be right. You don't get anyone. Something's wrong with you. His is topped with bells, for the children, so they can hear where he is.
Soulmates and red strings are freeing. Someone can ignore theirs if they like or reject the chosen one entirely. It's not a curse. It's a choice. A soulmate is only what someone makes.
You had forgotten about that little tidbit, having lived so long fearing that you were simply left without. Fate had written you off. That's fine, you begin to think to yourself whenever Sun offers you a sundrop with his chin in his hand, leaning over your desk, grinning, or the numerous times Moon is muttering behind your shoulder, hanging from the ceiling on his aerial wire, reminding you that it's midnight in that soft rasp of his.
He has a malfunction one day. Something is wrong with his forearm and the glow that he can activate to ease children in the dark or entertain when glowsticks are accompanying him, stuck in safety mode. Eclipse. He has many names. He comes to see you. The Daycare Attendant often finds an excuse to. You like that. You've forgotten to check your ribbon every morning, knowing that you will walk into the pizzaplex to see him.
You ask him to undo the ribbon around his wrist so you can properly open up the plating of his arm. He does as you ask. You flinch slightly at the reminder of your own. Eclipse doesn't miss your little cringe, and it sparks a question. You find that it's easier to talk about now, your red string that's not a string at all but a silky scarlet ribbon that's so thick it can only be tied into a bow around your finger. You remark that you've given up on it as you tinker away, completely at ease within his presence.
He's listened to you before. He's teased and laughed and talked. It feels like the only sane thing in the world—you are entirely yourself when you're with him.
You finish your sad little tale and Eclipse is strangely silent. Something's eating away at him. You ask him what's wrong, if you didn't fix the issue properly. He softly asks you to untie the ribbon on his other wrist. You ask if he can't. He says no, he can, but he needs you to do it. Furrowing your brow, you take his offered arm and tug the length of fabric until it unravels, letting it fall away with a jingle, but there's still a ribbon, thick and scarlet and silky with no bells. You see it clear as day. You move your left hand. The length tenses. You feel something tug back. When Eclipse lifts his hand to cup your cheek, his thumb wipes away the tears trailing down your face.
Eclipse starts to apologize. He's not what you expected or wanted, and if you're disappointed or don't want a robot to be yours, he, they, understand. They will accept your choice.
You lace your fingers between his long, metallic digits, so nimble, and yet, they're trembling as you squeeze his palm. You tell him that this is the best day of your life. You just hope he can forgive you for not seeing what was right in front of you the whole time.
He says they can find a way to with a big grin and flashing optics, utterly bright with relief and hope and joy.
The ribbon twines and coils and when they pull you onto their lap, you laugh and cry a little softer and he tells you a little story about the ribbon on their wrist and how it kept leading away, out of the daycare, until they find the end tugging on your finger. He holds your hand and strokes the bow that led you right to them. You both look like a Christmas present, all wrapped up in a scarlet ribbon.
A note to all creatives:
Right now, you have to be a team player. You cannot complain about AI being used to fuck over your industry and then turn around and use it on somebody else’s industry.
No AI book covers. No making funny little videos using deepfakes to make an actor say stuff they never did. No AI translation of your book. No AI audiobooks. No AI generated moodboards or fancasts or any of that shit. No feeding someone else’s unfinished work into Chat GPT “because you just want to know how it ends*” (what the fuck is wrong with you?). No playing around with AI generated 3D assets you can’t ascertain the origin of. None of it. And stop using AI filters on your selfies or ESPECIALLY using AI on somebody else’s photo or artwork.
We are at a crossroad and at a time of historically shitty conditions for working artists across ALL creative fields, and we gotta stick together. And you know what? Not only is standing up for other artists against exploitation and theft the morally correct thing to do, it’s also the professionally smartest thing to do, too. Because the corporations will fuck you over too, and then they do it’s your peers that will hold you up. And we have a long memory.
Don’t make the mistake of thinking “your peers” are only the people in your own industry. Writers can’t succeed without artists, editors, translators, etc making their books a reality. Illustrators depend on writers and editors for work. Video creators co-exist with voice actors and animators and people who do 3D rendering etc. If you piss off everyone else but the ones who do the exact same job you do, congratulations! You’ve just sunk your career.
Always remember: the artists who succeed in this career path, the ones who get hired or are sought after for commissions or collaboration, they aren’t the super talented “fuck you I got mine” types. They’re the one who show up to do the work and are easy to get along with.
And they especially are not scabs.
*that’s not even how it ends that’s a statistically likely and creatively boring way for it to end. Why would you even want to read that.
Some poor suffering gobs!!
I love these and I wish to adopt them.
Three silly guys with their three silly buddy pokemon
But wait... isn't there somebody missing..?
OH. MY. GOD.
Guys I did it omg
ANYWAYS FINISHED DEVIL EYES ANIMATIC!!
If you guys know anything about the au AT ALL, literally imagine any trigger warning ever for this animatic 🧍♀️and another thing: please lower your volume when starting the animatic!! There is a fade in at the start of the song, and trust me it is LOUD if you have your volume up high… rip headphone users lol
Sleuth jesters and it’s Devil eyes au belongs to @naffeclipse and @sunnys-aesthetic!!
goodness I make way too many sleuth jesters animatics….
Little sad doodles..I wonder how long they will wait for someone to come to them. I want to hug them.. I swear the next post with them will be comfort :')
Please Help Out a Homeless and Disabled Trans Man (URGENT)
unfortunately, i, too have to extend my paw for money. at the ripe age of 19.
i have been functionally homeless for over a year, but ive managed to stay off the streets due to who i once thought was a kind and caring family member, but he has finally said the quiet part out loud:"im sick and tired of you being here, im gonna have to kick your ass out". hes given me a very rough estimate of just longer than a week, though i think i can extend my stay a little longer than that.
once im out, ill have no money, no shelter, and ill be stuck in the middle of nowhere. i cannot work a normal job due to disability, so i cant make money in that way. Anything at all helps.
i am unable to make a gofundme, as i dont own a phone, and he will not provide me with one, but i accept donations via paypal <-link if youll notice, it is a business account, and this is because i take commissions. if youd rather pay me in exchange for art, you can message me.
for visibility, here is the full link:
more info under cut:
The Missing Scarf VII - part 20
In other words, it's a question of who tires first.
Hm, not the most compelling scenario indeed... But Mel isn't about to give up yet.
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these tags are so funnyyyy
reblogging felt like stealing before
but now that a buncha y'all tumblronians have said reblogging is more important than likes it feels like stealing but fun this time
Reblogging isn’t stealing anything. Op still receives all the notes from a post that is reblogged and their blog is linked to the post. rePOSTING is considered stealing here because then there is nothing to link the original blog to the post. So don’t worry about stealing. It’s easier to share a post than to steal it
[Image description: A hand painted posterboard sign at what looks like a protest. Sign is in all caps and reads, "HRT is older than Viagra, Lasik, and heart transplants. Stop calling it "experimental" /end ID]
It's only called "experimental" because most of the research and dedication that went into transgender health care and trans people in general was BURNED by NAZIS.
So make sure to note that the fact we're called "NEW" or "NEVER HEARD OF" people is because people like THAT destroyed our lives and history.
not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok
Yeah just a heads up. If you start judging people by bodyshape in any way I'll kick you right in the teeth. Have fun describing someone's face shape as inferior when your jaw is gone
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media





