reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

this is my favourite thing

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂

BLISSFOLLY

THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF

Yo. This actually works lol

Reblog forever.

bruh please work

higher grades here i come

Props to whoever did this:

Also, i would like to bring this to your attention:

For the person who did this. I don’t know who you are, but i already love you.

My “draw the squad” memes so far

Also you can buy my Ref folder here 

Patreon

Updating with some newer ones!

These poses make me laugh.

RWBY and Masculinity

I love RT’s, and specifically RWBY’s take on masculinity so much. The show subverts all expectations wrt their male characters and their development, which is why the male viewers experience major cognitive dissonance between what they expect and what story is actually being told (and then have the gall to call it bad writing). Under cut because this has gotten so long so fast.

Keep reading

THIS GETS ALL MY FUCKING REBLOGS

Have… and always will. I know what it’s like to deal with it alone.

I have and have had it done for me too.

Always

I know what I’m about, Grammarly

Please…run…

I… I think it worked! Get this… so I was getting dressed this morning and instead of my Columbia shirt from yesterday hanging in my closet I found this – Harvard!

Guess that little remote of yours actually worked. I’m going to Harvard Law!

Here’s the funny thing, though. A bunch of my other clothes had changed, too. All of my jeans were replaced with shorts – like, really shortie shorts. And there were a ton of push-up bras I swear I’d never seen before.

And, as if you couldn’t tell, my hair is blonde! Well, kinda blondish. Like, a good dye job. In fact, I checked my calendar on my phone and it turns out I have a standing appointment at a salon to get my hair touched up and also a spray tan.

Normally there’s no way I’d agree to that. Can you imagine me, president of the pre-law club, spending my time self-objectifying like that? Ick no way.

But if that’s what it takes to get into Harvard Law, who am I to complain?

*click*

Eeeee! I think it worked! Get this… so I was getting dressed this morning and instead of my Pace University shirt from yesterday balled up on the floor I found this – NYU!

Guess that little remote of yours actually worked. I’m going to the Tisch School for my MFA!

Here’s the funny thing, though. A bunch of my other clothes had changed, too. All of my shorts were replaced with skirts – like, really short skirts. And there were a ton of lacy thongs I swear I’d never seen before.

And, as if you couldn’t tell, I look like a total hottie. In fact, I checked my resume and it turns out I’ve done a bunch of work as an underwear model.

Normally there’s no way I’d agree to that. Can you imagine me, president of the university theater troupe, spending my time flaunting my body like that? Ick, no way.

But if that’s what it takes to get into NYU, who am I to complain?

*click*

OH EM GEEEE! I think it worked! Get this… so I was getting my laundry out of the dorm dryer and instead of my boring old American Apparel skirt I found this – Kappa!

Guess that little remote of yours actually worked. I’m a sorority girl now!

Here’s the funny thing, though. A bunch of my other sisters looked totally sexy, too – like, really sexy. And even though I’m totally lezzing all over them I’m still horny for dick.

And, as if you couldn’t tell, I think they all feel the same way, too. In fact, I checked and they want to have a fun little four-way tonight.

Normally there’s no way I’d agree to that. Can you imagine me, president of the jealous girlfriends club, spending my time sharing my boyfriend with two other hot blondes? Ick, no way.

But if that’s what it takes to get into a sorority, who am I to complain?

why is this youtube comment the best analysis of what i’ve ALSO thought was a cop-out for the past ten years

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

Wholesome and badass

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

I would watch a show with these characters

Good fucking parenting right here

It’s like Axe Cop, but even better

I want a series with all of these characters

I just saw a gif of anal sex on my dashboard, but thankfully the blog’s avatar was pixelated for my safety

Some thoughts from Matt’s DM notes:

1. I was already scared of Trent, but I’m somehow even more terrified now. 

His skin is somewhat jaundiced with visible liverspots. His thin lips hold a perpetual grin that reads both scheming and amused. He wears a dark grey cloak hiding robes of white and gold… the flying mage from the Gala assault. (Master Trent Ikithon) […] The cloaked mage looks to the party and nods with a wide, somewhat wicked smile, inspecting each of you like a shopping chef might inspect produce in a stall.

What the fuck, Matt. 

2. I think the above passage confirms that Caleb’s necklace prevents recognition from Trent even when Caleb’s right in front of him. That, or that Trent recognizes Caleb, but doesn’t care. Or maybe Matt just eliminated the notes that describe the possibility of Trent recognizing Caleb. I think the latter is less likely, though, because I doubt Matt would create a scenario where Trent would confront Caleb so early on. 

3. Oremid Hass is a very interesting character. I don’t trust him at all given that he works for the Empire, but Pumat does describe of him as a “softie” and he was very nice to Frumpkin. And now there’s this:

“I see you bring goblinkin amongst the peoples of Zadash. You call these peoples your companions, little green one? This warms me. While sometimes informed by our nature, I strongly believe we are largely a product of our bonds and our environment. I’ve seen beastmen as far as Tal’Dorei live among the townships in peace. In time, even giants and snakemen might aid one another openly. Besides… the further we can civilize the more volatile races, the less power the Xhorhasian hoards have.”

So he’s a bit of a… “benevolent” racist? This fits well with the picture of him that we already have. Someone who truly believes they’re working for the “greater good” and doing what’s right, and who’s significantly nicer than Trent… but still dangerous, still racist, still colonial in attitude. 

4. Count me as genuinely surprised that the letter would actually have allowed Fjord to get into the Soltryce Academy. I thought for sure they’d laugh him out, particularly because he’s a half-orc. I’m pretty terrified at the thought that that could have happened.

5. I’m very glad to know more about the Tombtakers. Also glad to hear more about the Myriad, who are apparently active in Rexxentrum (one of Lucien’s former companions is now a “torturer for the Myriad in Rexxentrum.”

6. “If the Gentleman ever feels he is being lied to, it sends him into a furious rage” and they have to fucking fight him. Now I’m thinking back to all the times they’ve lied to the Gentleman and shivering.

7. The Gentleman has a contact out in Felderwin: “Draconian survivor with an anger problem. Likes slaves who can work hard but also can take a beating.” 

I wonder if he’s still there and there’s a possibility of the M9 running into him. I don’t think they’d like him very much. Also! I think this is the first we’ve heard of “Draconian survivors”? I want to know more about Draconia, Matt! Did they make any sort of peace with the Ravenites? Did they manage to get the floaty things back up? TELL US.

8. The plot would have been SO different if they’d escaped with Cree and she’d taken them to Shadycreek Run. I don’t think Molly would have been down for it, but if he had — instant Molly backstory arc (which would have been the second time that Taliesin’s character arc came first!) 

9. Holy shit, Matt really does come up with names for all the minor NPCs in advance. 

10. Interesting insight into where Matt stops prepping — he doesn’t include any notes for the post-Victory Pit party, so he must have planned to stop after the fight. I always wonder how he figures out where to stop, not knowing what the players are going to do.

29goingon30 replied to your post “Some thoughts from Matt’s DM notes: 1. I was already scared of Trent,…”

He posted a couple on Twitter in the past week, to make up for there being no episode. His notes for C2E50 and C2E17.

Workout For Daily Life

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

if youre hypermobile or have eds be careful with some of these

I can use these… 

important

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

Please spread this information!

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

@takashi0

Shared before, but sharing again.

this isnt my blog type but its really important

Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.

If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.

My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.

Be safe please.

SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.

[My chemistry professor told us about these this week because we’ve been learning about the main ingredient in Draino, Sodium Hydroxide.]

LET THE WORLD KNOW!!!

I’m on mobile and can’t link, but Snopes confirms. If you see one, call the police. These are DANGEROUS.

THIS ISNT FOLLOWING MY BLOG THEME BUT ITS VERY IMPORTANT!

Careful y’all 

Stay safe everyone

AAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY!!!?!?!?!?!

How long has this been happening? This is messed up

Not the blog’s theme but I want you guys to keep your fingers and face

Be safe

AGAIN, NOT MY BLOG THEME BUT I WANT MORE OF MY FOLLOWERS TO BE SAFE! PLEASE!

Reblogging for the safety of others ❤

this is my favorite post omg

@jayykesley

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

Underrated post

Texts From Superheroes: Best of Spider Characters

I needed this.

Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!

Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…

We need more people like this

Goddamn it stop making me feel human

The therapist I wanna be.

Text in the image:

“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”

I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.

I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.

But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”

How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.

And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.” “A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.

With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.

All I’m doing is handing out sticks.

You’re the one staying alive.

Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.

Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.

Good post op

explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms

shit, this absolutely provides an explanation for it that isn’t just “lazy game mechanism” and is honestly such a solid demonstration of how people should approach genderfluidity. 

doesn’t matter if the first time you met the person they presented as male, if they present as female now that means they’re a woman and they’re welcome into gerudo town no questions asked

Also, Link and Zelda 100% do swap places often and you can’t tell me otherwise.

“Princess Zelda, Ganon has made his way into the kingdom! What should we do?!”

“HYAH”

Holy shit this is a good fucking post and additions thank you OP and company

This would also explain how the Gerardo allow Linj entry with his disguise