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I was whenthedaymetthenutcracker but I didn’t feel like typing that out

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

Sometimes you have to join the war on fake news on the side of fake news

List of Petitions ————————– Fetishizing gay white men in the name of BLM is unnecessary and stupid.

You’re hijacking a movement about black people dying at the hands of systemic racism so you can post your ‘uwu tol beans’ fanfiction about real life people.

It’s not only disrespectful to the people you’re writing about, it’s disrespectful to the whole movement itself.

I’m sorry if this video seems to discuss Dan and Phil over the movement itself, but I have an explanation for that: If someone is doing something wrong in the name of charity, it needs to be addressed. Writing fanfiction about real people is fucked already, but when you do it and disguise it as your concern for black lives, it’s just fucking gross and tone-deaf. I understand that donating to a charity is good, but if you’re donating so you can read your Dan and Phil coffee shop AU fic, your concern for black lives seem disingenuous.  The fact that it’s fetishization is why I have a problem with people doing phan-related content in the name of charity, because it’s harmful to look at REAL gay men as your sex puppets regardless.

Anyway, to the authors mentioned in the video: Y’ALL ARE IN YOUR 30s WRITING ABOUT TWO MEN WHO DON’T KNOW YOU FUCKING AND THEN ADDING ‘BLACK LIVES MATTER’ AS IF WE WANT YOUR SHIT ATTACHED TO OUR MOVEMENT. WE FUCKING DON’T. I get that you feel like you’re doing the right thing, but as a black person, I don’t think you’re really prioritizing the movement by writing your creepy ass fanfictions about two grown men who don’t know you exist. It’s gross and I don’t want the fetishization of Dan and Phil to be the reason why people donate.

  I want people to donate for black lives.  

Stop hijacking our movement to write your shitty porn.

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What does the thing with the MASH results mean? Never heard of it

Is that not a thing the kids do anymore? Am I officially old? It’s a game where you basically pick things you love/hate and let “fate” (you drawing a spiral) decide your future. Most of middle school was playing in class until you got your dream picks

It looks like this!

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The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.

Designers: Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

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I’m on mobile so the last thing won’t load but I’m gonna bet everything that it’s the squid ward “future” thing

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Reblogging ause this is super useful to literally everyone especially homeless people and college students

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honestly? fall out boy are honestly one of the greatest lyric writers of our generation like ? They have such a distinct kind of writing and such cool weird deep lyrics sometimes you listen to fall out boy other times you Listen to fall out boy and you gotta pause to take some lines in

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

did u see them go out or in first?

submits the “how to be emo” wikihow article to the library of congress as a historically and culturally significant artifact

PLEASE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO THANK CUSTODIAL STAFF WHENEVER YOU SEE THEM!!!!!

THEY’RE DOING AMAZING WORK AND THEY’RE NOT APPRECIATED NEARLY ENOUGH!!!!!