Mi perro usa mi ropa
Item: Cyber Man or Padre Robe, granting the wearer the class abilities of a cyber man or padre.
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
zachsanomaiy
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
[ID: tweet from Linn LeBlanc reads: Where were you 49 years [ago] today when @/TheRealBuzz and Neil Armstrong made those historic first steps onto the Moon. Attached is a color photo of an astronaut on the moon. Buzz Aldrin quote tweets it and replies: I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 /]
Paleontologists make “significant discovery” of ancient pygmy hippo fossils
Paleontologists have discovered ancient pygmy hippo fossils that date back to 350,000 BC on an island in Greece.
Anonymous asked:
I wanna fuck my best friend
My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.
This was not a suggestion
this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people's dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we've all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn't gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
hello beloveds ☺️
made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to
You are appreciated
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
Como que ya no está normal necesitar un break de todo a cada momento por tantos años
“Poor? Have you tried starving? “
What if we
And I do mean this
Set their buildings on fucking fire
“To recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.”
― Oscar Wilde
Looks like they’re doing both at once now!
Source: twitter.com
‘Bout the same usable width, too. Those luxotruk beds tend to have big fat wheel hubs in them. Kei truck beds are completely flat.
how DARE you keep this in the tags!!!
Sharecropping.
FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.
