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⛧/⛧self - a terrorist and an issue - post limit: not hit - side: @tobimina

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

  • retrieval team for objects in the backseat
  • custodian of the parking garage tickets
  • "All clear my way"
  • en-route dining concierge
  • announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

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ive had this photo from r/stupiddovenests open in a tab for like 3 days because it inspires such hope and joy in me that im afraid to close it in case i never find another source of those emotions as potent as this

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really, unless the main force your dick is withstanding is torsion, then 'shaft' goes against nominative conventions. given the main forces experienced are normal forces, i.e. tension and compression, it would be more appropriate to call it a 'rod' or 'beam'

accidentally clicked over to the ‘for you’ tab and this was the first post there which. is fine and normal i guess

Tinder bio: insane murderer looking for a saucy little number like a crunch wrap supreme

Bumble bio: just looking for someone to wrap my arms around while I watch later episodes of family guy with my parents

Hinge bio: by the grace of god the west shall fall