the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
- retrieval team for objects in the backseat
- custodian of the parking garage tickets
- "All clear my way"
- en-route dining concierge
- announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
It is common knowledge that many youngsters are fascinated with the macabre and horrible.
ive had this photo from r/stupiddovenests open in a tab for like 3 days because it inspires such hope and joy in me that im afraid to close it in case i never find another source of those emotions as potent as this
really, unless the main force your dick is withstanding is torsion, then 'shaft' goes against nominative conventions. given the main forces experienced are normal forces, i.e. tension and compression, it would be more appropriate to call it a 'rod' or 'beam'
accidentally clicked over to the ‘for you’ tab and this was the first post there which. is fine and normal i guess
Tinder bio: insane murderer looking for a saucy little number like a crunch wrap supreme
Bumble bio: just looking for someone to wrap my arms around while I watch later episodes of family guy with my parents
Hinge bio: by the grace of god the west shall fall
wikipedia banner I feel a lot of you could use as a reaction image
I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something
Most normal blizzard employee
Alright...
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