I wish you a merry christmas !!!

Joyeux Noël !

Spin cycle

The coach is showing those ladies how to walk in qipao 

The leg to the side…. ICONIC

im mad these are all bangers

The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN

an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:

Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v 

Medieval monks say Fuck Work

I was looking at Arthur’s photos and went to pick up the one of his mother, but accidentally picked up a little jar that was sitting next to it that I never noticed before, and when I looked inside, it was a little tiny pinkish red flower in some dirt, and I’m just trying to imagine Arthur seeing this itty bitty flower and thinking “This is too cute to pass up” and just collecting it and watering it every other day

the flower is the cutest thing but the canon reason he has it will make you wanna die a little bit.

if you manage to get Mary Beth to play dominos with you, at some point in the 2nd or 3rd round, she’ll ask Arthur about the flower. he says it’s something that reminds him of his mother, that it’s a particular flower she always liked. he says he doesn’t remember much of her because he was so young when she passed, but he does remember that flower. he says they only grow in California and Oregon, and that he always tries to grab one when they’re out that way.

(I forgot to grab the video clip when it came up for me but I made notes on the convo for fic purposes!)

so this poor sentimental beautiful soft man has been carrying that flower in its little jar for who knows how many weeks; it’s one of the few belongings he made sure to grab when they ran from Blackwater; aaand he’s been making a point to collect this same type of flower over and over for years.

Awwwww that’s so sweet! I love the little details that show how sentimental he is! Thank you for telling me 🙂🌻 Now I just gotta find the clip for all this

Also what’s your fic tag omg ~

I shed a tear… my sweet mans

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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret

Op is a deer

I had a dream last night I was in a high-rise in Chicago and any time I went to a different floor I was still on that floor but in a different year. I could only travel through time into years when the building existed, so I could go back in time about 70 years, but there were enough floors that it was taking me forever to find 2018 again. I eventually ran into some girls who recognized me as a time traveler and they told me there was a man in the building that knew about all of this and could probably direct me to the right floor but I needed to find him at a specific age so I kept running into him on different floors and different years and trying to figure out if he knew what to DO yet

i was so annoyed at one point because he was being so casual about it. sometimes he knew me and sometimes he didn’t based on what floors we’d already met on and at one point I went down a floor and it was the 80s and there was some art exhibit going on and he saw me and he had a drink and he was like “oh! you! I’m busy, meet me upstairs in a bit.”

and he said it like it was just UPSTAIRS but it was gonna be like. decades away

the building wasn’t like that for everyone. for some reason just sometimes certain people would fall into the time trap and throughout the decades different people working in the building sorta picked up on it and that’s how the girls figured me out

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Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

(2018)

*insert wacky cartoon sound effect here*

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS

just a reminder of my favorite thing on tumblr and its existance

New killer reveal

I want one,

these are room guardians!! also known as the star of that one fuckin meme that went around a while ago aka this

they were (are?) made originally by anyaboz on dA! they also make a lot of other fantastic stuff I mean I am in love with fuckin everything they do their work is stunning

and of Course there’s more of these guys

omg, I have never seen the artist’s other work before!! So amazing 😍

I’ve seen the meme so much I never thought they were real things

I fucking tracked down the artist when the meme was a thing and was heartbroken when they said they don’t recreate room guardians they’ve made. I WANT THE WHITE CAT SO BAD YALL.

upgrade 

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

BIG WINK EMOJI