ICONiac/ToBeOner

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

i went to japan but there were no subtitles

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

reading a foreign language: yeah writing in a foreign language: ok listening to a foreign language: wait speaking in a foreign language: fuck

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

imagine being able to say you were married by ke$ha

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping do you see my dilemma

plot twist: your crush likes you too