same as it ever was
Source: twitter.com
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
boyonetta
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
wonder-meathead
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
just fucking read it
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
birdscreaming15
Some of my favorite moments in the series
From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.
Can you take my white ass to target
Why would you fucking do this to him
weed strain called they hit the pentagon
you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself
let’s be business partners
by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals
for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now
blondebrainpower
Antiques Roadshow
Ate
TICHINA ARNOLD, MICHELLE WEEKS and TISHA CAMPBELL as Crystal, Ronette and Chiffon LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986)
"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen
being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion
that emotion is called Being A Frog
Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not
Me visiting the god damn monkey attack beach: "There better not be any god damn monkey attacks here"
#in college we read a short story that had a monkey attack#it was about a taxi driver chauferring a family of tourists#and they're in India#and they go to a temple with monkeys and the tourists have been warned the monkeys can be aggressive#but their son still like messes with them or something and gets attacked#it was an interesting story#i cannot for the life of me remember what it was called