Horrible addition! Thanks

Horrible addition! Thanks

i am hopelessly probing at my own collar bone to find the secret ravioli storage unit

pouring raviolis on you until something falls into place

ach im goingt o die

youre using too much ravioli

we still haven't found the ravioli pocket.

more.

no!

get me out of here!

inshallah you will emerge stronger from this

WHY ARE YOU ADDING SAUCE

sicut panis et vinum sacramenti sunt corpus et sanguis Christi, ita hoc condimentum ungit carnem avem

Et tamen vanum est. Haec avis mundum servabit? an unius animalis desideriis satisfaciet? Num galaxia pro pulvisculo pulvis sacrificaretur? Num blrbrbragbhbhglab *drowns in sauce*

thus, it ends.

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE BRING FORTH THE WHIRLWIND

I MEANT INVESTING

This is a cool video for two reasons:

1. the concept and execution of the video itself

2. Someone on TikTok finally learned what POV means

made an outfit out of that post. you know the one. im not sure why. i am never going to wear this again

i dont fucking know

Wait for it

Que weno

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

ok fuck that got me

QUEST COMPLETE

Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

bad news about the new mineshaft in the third depths folks. shit is just chock full of goblins.

don’t see how that’s bad news

bad news for us. im sure you guys are having a wonderful time. can we have the minecarts back. You guys arent even hauling ore with them

hauling goblins. you understand

you are minecart racing.

sorry I’m gonna have to get back to you, got a situation down here. turns out you’re supposed to race carts that are on different tracks

they were in love here <- two characters currently beating each other up

#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

The greatest song ever written was conjured by an Italian for a scene in a Western filmed in Spain where a Polish man pretending to be a Mexican bandit does a gay little run through a graveyard for three and a half minutes uninterrupted

You can’t just say that and not show us

I'd love to see it

where is that ‘they weren’t lying’ dog meme…

If I had the emotional energy to commit to a bit right now I would absolutely be pretending that I think “Bridget” is the name of the spider-themed troll from Homestuck.

Bridget.

Vriska.

If I had the emotional energy to commit to a bit right now I would absolutely be pretending that I think “Bridget” is the name of the spider-themed troll from Homestuck.

Bridget.

Vriska.