i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months
A lot of public places in Finland that needs signs for customers/clients/patients have them in finnish, swedish and english. I'm not quite fluent in swedish but read it passably, and I like the difference in the tone of the different languages. Like the english and swedish ones will be like "please be mindful of the other customers, be aware of the people around you. Thank you for being understanding <3" and the finnish one is like "PACK YOUR SHIT AND MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU. YOU SLOW-ASS FUCK."
samuraifuckingfrog
That. Includes. Hiring.
That. Includes. Scheduling.
That. Includes. Firing.
That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.
Some of you shipped tedbecca, tedtrent, and/or roykeeleyjamie and was extremely disappointed that none of them set sail in the finale but none of you will ever understand the pain of my otp not happening,
Dr Jacob X Being Reported/Losing License
#honestly we were owed that#as a very small consolation prize I am assuming that 'Michelle dumps him in the very near future' is as good as canon#given his asshattery re: 'how dare my gf enjoy spending time with her son and watching something that's important to them'#'instead of appreciating how ''''funny''''' I am with my lukewarm takes about how soccer is boring'#ted lasso
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Anonymous asked:
How much time do you spend on Tumblr everyday?
come back with a warrant
No offense but the internet gives you the most wrong and fucked up idea of helping people because people get mad if you don't care about disasters happening in 72 countries, meanwhile the people in real life that are doing the most good picked one VERY SPECIFIC thing to care about and care about it REALLY HARD
Walks up to a guy working on restoring a native tree species to his downtown "why aren't you posting about grasses in Turkmenistan!"
The internet has taken a whole generation of bright, motivated, passionate young people who care and have big hearts and turned them into paralyzed, shattered wrecks too crushed by the weight of the world's pain to hand a pair of socks to a person in need
How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had.
zahnegott-lives
read this as “how catholics give birth” and thought it was some bizarre metaphor for secular sex ed
This just got better and better
I'm bored. Let's do some author slander
its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"
The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908
[ID: A clip from a newspaper from 1908 reading “Sea Serpent Chases Vessel In Kindly Style” followed by “This monster is real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace” and “Has very wide smile.”]
Had to do it.
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doeberman-deactivated20210530
wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired