i dont have a "playlist" i just listen to "hell and you" by amigo the devil to circle through just as many emotions

there’s some weirdo printing out pepe the frog memes and he looks like an incel i think hes one of those alt right freaks idk whether to call him out or mind my business

i asked him why he printing out pepe shit and he talking abt some “its for a project” like GAG why do you need a pic of a frog with a celtic cross and SS bolts for a school project

me standing behind him but instead of a knife its a pencil

ok so i met up with him today and questioned him again and apparently it was a project… abt the rise of white nationalism and he had a segment abt how they ruined pepe the frog i feel so bad that i vagued abt him timothy if youre reading this im sorry

Losing my mind over this

dads be like i won't communicate emotionally. female trait

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

society if spotify let us change the cover picture for a playlist on our phones

Society if they let us change our usernames on Spotify

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

this tweet singlehandedly eliminated elizabeth warren from the VP considerations

Hope I am not just a whore to u guys but a bitch too

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

The shoe

They just accepted their fates

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