this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post
my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"
my other requirement in a partner is if i make a weird noise they have to make the same weird noise back to me and then we keep doing that until something interrupts us
which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me
One way I know someone is at least five years younger than me is if they refer to Web 2.0 as "the golden age of the Internet." What the hell are you talking about.
I love you corporate enclosure I love you venture capital I love you data harvesting I love you superfluous media embedding I love you JavaScript. It's not even the golden age of YouTube.
Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?
I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something
man what the fuck