toads and frogs official

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

it’s time.

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

so strong…

REPOST THIS ANYWHERE YOU LIKE AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE.

Goths in Un-gothly Places 5: An Amusement Park

play this at my funeral

have to assume this persons hands were shaking so bad cause my guy owned them so hard

…

what else were you considering licking it with?

For some reason, this image came to mind:

Are you sure there aren’t further problems with being a cannibal????

Frank my friend, what do you know about being a cannibal?

Well, if you look at the Wikipedia article for cannibals, the first line says “Anthropophagy is the practice of eating people, generally to survive, and is also the act of consuming someone for ritual purposes.” You know what’s the most ritual purpose of all? “Empathizing” with someone, which is what I did in that picture. It’s a good post.

How does she do it

Hamon breathing.

you literally couldn’t torture this out of me

Hey fun fact: at one point around 2006, moot of 4chan fame was wanting to build a new feature where 4chan users could list where they were located and meet up. It was gonna be called like "4meet" but the goal he had in mind was always that it could be used as a dating service, for 4chan users. Unfortunately, the programmer working on it ran into a bunch of problems (mainly ADHD motivation issues) and it never got completed, and the programmer was fired.

That programmer was me. You're fucking welcome. Imagine how much worse the world would be had 4chan included a fucking DATING SERVICE.

if you did not have adhd then this world would be so much worse

if you did not have

adhd then this world

would be so much worse

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

via @logarto

The xbong

if anyone’s got an in at dominos, please message me

reverse hulk

NOOO THEY’RE BREEDING DOUBLE MERLE AMOGUS

Yes, this seems to be the case. (Here’s a blog post on the subject from World of Mazes)

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.