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the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

deploy the boy

sad news today. Beeftongue, slug beloved, is no more. it lived just over a year, a good long time for a Florida leatherleaf, and tasted dozens of lettuces and other delicious vegetation beyond any slug’s dreams. found under a fallen stop sign in Miami, I was honored to share some time with this awesome beast.

farewell, Beef.

Beeftongue is survived by Bupkis, who continues to stubbornly exist despite being over 2, and all of its brood

RIP Beef you were beloved by many 🖤

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a) a baybey!

b) I know what you are.

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

“did you really think you could just threaten me with destroying my pizzeria? did you believe i wouldn’t come for you & kick your ass? think, pizzahead, THINK!”

Unmute this.

I will never tire reblogging this.

where is this from please

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

Heaven let your eent shine down.

Rise n Shine Sailers, another Monday be upon us!

#op of the one i been rebloggin was a terf and probably fash knowing meme pages on this site#SO! PIRACY!

from the tags, spread this one around instead folks!

Well Bibi, You’re officially 1 year old! Happy birthday my lil gremlin. I hope you like my present! Because I don’t have the energy left to make you anything else- X’DD

And I’d like to officially welcome Jangles to the fam! Its about time I gave Bibi a real friend and gave Jangles a proper role on this blog. I’m sure they’re gonna get along great now that he can actually talk! XD

More Peppinos! Will I ever decide on a consistent art style for him? Who knows! :D

like to charge, reblog to cast

YES! I WAS WONDERING WHEN TUMBLR WOULD UPLOAD THIS SONG <3

Oh, wyrm?

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

funny boy moments 1

It’s that time of the year again