The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀
If you hate on the last jedi you hate on Carrie Fisher and that’s just mean.
goth-ren
stormtroopers with Phasma: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! Phasma: there’s food at home stormtroopers, muttering: i fucking hate this family
stormtroopers with Hux: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! Hux: [pulls into drive thru] stormtroopers: [cheering] Hux: one black coffee please
stormtroopers with Kylo: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! Kylo: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
Kylo Ren: Darth Vader I will finish what you started.
Anakin’s Ghost: Destroy all sand.
Kylo Ren: What
Anakin’s Ghost: Get rid of it.
Kylo Ren:
Anakin’s Ghost: All of it.
Anakin’s Ghost: Now.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
prongsno-deactivated20161112
sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’
james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form
arayewriter
I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.
“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort
kanye wrote gross lyrics and taylor approved of them, then lied in order to capitalize ON those lyrics but what i wanna focus on is how beyonce is so damn funny she’s like indirectly responsible for the feud by releasing single ladies, the song that created ww3 and she doesn’t even fuckin care LMAO
I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite
bruh….phones have calculators now. Please use them
thefaultinourhoods
LMFAOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is so pure. :)
omg this is my favorite thing ever
give him a hat it’s hot outside
Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle
This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.
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aberrantkenosis
what the fuck
or is it a really small person
i’m screaming the jonas brothers won a worst actor razzie award in 2008 for playing themselves in jonas brothers: the 3D concert experience like imagine getting a worst award for just being yourself ctfushshjajkals