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Hallo aus Hamburg

@titus51912

I'm just here to laugh and adore and get hungry. For life and love and soup.

at first i thought this was some homophobic shit but then..

okay so apparently the OP was one of the russian troll accounts but I cannot bring myself to delete this from my blog or whatever because I have fucking died laughing every time I’ve watched this

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

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I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get a girlfriend is like trying to win the lottery with a single ticket you found on the sidewalk. 

The kicker is lesbians still have to actively ignore men’s advances

just give us the recipe already

and the sequel–scrolling thru comments to see how people who tried the recipe liked it or how they adapted it:

  • “I’ll definitely be trying this!!!”
  • “Looks amazing!”
  • “Can’t wait to make this!”
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“I loved this! I just changed literally 2/3 of the recipe and it came out great!”