This is important …

5 moods in 5 minutes

hello sidney, it’s an honor

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

— (via methosaurus)

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

I don’t do a lot of drugs I just do a few drugs a lot

me as a cowboy who has never experienced and earthquake

DAMN GOSH GOLLY MAMA THIS IS ONE BUCKING BRONCO *tries to lasso a building* WOAH THERE BESSIE 

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

Currently

Todays mood

how to get laid

1. light-up heelys

drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here

— My friend after we watched Dead Poets Society  (via pizzasexual-southern-italy)

Roses are butts… Violets a slut… You can’t get enough of… DEEZ NUTS

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth