*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!
The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.
went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections
when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW
tumblr developers cranking it into overdrive to make sure one of the few unique and usable social media sites remaining becomes a half-formed failed homunculus clone of tiktok like every other fucking website
I hate when people repost stuff. I could understand if op just thought no one had posted it before but this post is so much better with the person saying they showed this to a chef who found it so funny he shared it with all his other chef friends
The best part about Star Citizen is that you get to enjoy the food of the future
THE DOUBLE DOG
Frotdog
hold on I need to go google something
yeah ok this is funny
happy pride month to these 2 team skull grunts specifically
Pride Heritage Post
when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky
menacebot
this radiates too much heat
I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.
Who wants to play a quick match of smooch dogs
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis
This isn't cute! Cars only do this when they feel extreme distress!
Maan get that quivering snout outta here
We had an office pool party so ofc some brought their kids and two brothers loved it and their mom was telling me how the older hasn't grasped diving yet and on cue he spread eagle into the water and i told her "oh,, yeah,,,, that needs some work" and i guess she thought it was funny how I didn't laugh but idk it was funny but like he's trying
Living with my tiny nephew ive come to appreciate kids more cus they're doing funny things to figure stuff out and theres something about their mistakes that actually makes it funny or not and i can't rly explain it but this post is too long already so I'm ending it here