this is the most accurate thread on all of twitter
daydreaming about the controversial statements i would make as a moderately famous musician during interviews with pitchfork

kpop is wack man you guys post videos w captions like “LOOK at what taehyung did” and i play the video and he does fucking nothing he just like blinks or wipes his nose or whatever and the tags are like “STOP DJKSFJSH OMFG… my precious juicy husband please impregnate me 🤤😍😫”
…..seek help!


why am i living in this universe and not in any of the alternative ones i’ve made up
The ice way


i took the zoom off my lens and saw the world in my lap

No offense but I can’t believe this is life lol
hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

Goodnight cats ima go to sleep thinking bout dick

May Allah make me a better person.

Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

i know we act like it’s a light joke but when a man says hi to you it really do be a lie right there from the jump
heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

