Everyone go home this one wins
For the bone brothers
If I donโt reblog this: Iโm dead. Avenge my death.
Bone Brothers donโt die. We just go to hell to regroup.
BONE BROOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
โWhereโs the next chapter?!โ Well buddy youโre never gonna guess
Whatโs the comic sans trick?
wingdings' true purpose as a font
Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.
Sorry just wanted to let you know that the poster of the crab day post is a terf
Gross!
That means I can just steal the post instead so!
Crab Day!!!
Where:
Here on Tumblr!!
What:
Buy crabs!
Why:
As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...
How:
There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!
When:
July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!
Who:
Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!
Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...
You telling me that Jack Black would not be 1000% down to be kidnapped by the muppets for a shenanigan, or possible a hijink?
Mr. The Frog still sends me more than โwe all agreed a celebrity is not a peopleโ
y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.
hATE it
Item: end result of a haberdashery challenge to create a suit thatโs as uncomfortable to wear as it is to look at
I just
Thatโs not a home thatโs a Halo Reach map
Are we ignoring the family guy paintings?
Iโm trying to
im on your dashboard and theres nothing you can do about it
mutuals promise me that if i ever stop being funny you'll put me down
Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.
Creepiest monster thing alive: moves like that
this little girl: ๐โบ๏ธ๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐คฉ
This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom
The names Practice
Mal Practice
Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)
He needs surgery on all of his bones
Very well, here is my credit card :)
I accept no payment I do this because I love it
is this what it felt like when they burned down the library of alexandria













