Are dolphins real?
Yes, but their mental states are a matter of ongoing controversy.
Yeah, common misconception that dolphins are sweet happy creatures in reality they’re demons.
I saw a dolphin once
He was smiling, but it was clearly a rictus grin
The dolphin I saw once was not a creature of happiness
He did not seem even mildly pleased
I saw a dolphin once, he did a sick kick
He looked so angry! He looked so sad!
He kicked and he kicked and he kicked,
The dolphin I saw was not the gentle type
He jumped into my swimming pool
As I dived to save my dog
Frank you are such a poet
[the dolphin’s name was Frank]
He was not the gentle type










