Are dolphins real?

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Yes, but their mental states are a matter of ongoing controversy.

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Yeah, common misconception that dolphins are sweet happy creatures in reality they’re demons.

I saw a dolphin once

He was smiling, but it was clearly a rictus grin

The dolphin I saw once was not a creature of happiness

He did not seem even mildly pleased

I saw a dolphin once, he did a sick kick

He looked so angry! He looked so sad!

He kicked and he kicked and he kicked,

The dolphin I saw was not the gentle type

He jumped into my swimming pool

As I dived to save my dog

Frank you are such a poet

[the dolphin’s name was Frank]

He was not the gentle type