@timetravellingcactus cause for some reason I’m not able to send this to you
the goog drive directory titled “the library” is transferring to a different platform soon so hustle on that one!
And they absolutely arent up to date as of 2020 :) nope no sir
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DONT share this
It would be such a shame if someone reblogged this. Whoops my fingers slipped
Huh! Nothing suspicious going on here.
Cinderella rewrite where Cinderella’s father is an unusually successful fisherman due to his secret friendships with the shy and mysterious mermaids, successful enough to attract a moderately wealthy and ambitious bride with two daughters. Once he dies, her stepmother, determined to make sure her daughters inherit the fishing business as dowries by marrying before Cinderella, forbids her from going out on the fishing boats or into town and makes sure she spends as much of her time as possible doing drudgework, hauling offal and cleaning fish. When the Prince’s ball comes around, an important occasion for young women to make good connections, the stepmother forbids her from going, telling her that she needs to get the latest salmon catch gutted and ready for sale instead.
Cinderella’s mermaid godmother calls upon her people to clean the fish and gifts her a dress and shoes of shimmering fish scales that wreathe her in rainbows under the moonlight. She makes an impression on the Prince at the ball so strong that he immediately falls in love with her, and when she’s forced to flee before her stepmother notices her (no masquerade mask or dancing rainbows will disguise her from her own family at close range), the Prince is left with only a delicate fish leather slipper left on the front steps to try to find her again.
He goes around the houses, seeking the owner of the slipper, but Cinderella is once again working in the fish sheds. He stepmother, desperate and determined and having found Cinderella’s other shoe that very morning, realises what has happened and takes a knife to the feet of her prettiest daughter, telling the prince that she suffered an injury that very morning but those are definitely her shoes, see, here’s the other one, and they still fit.
The daughter is pretty and witty and charming, and while the Prince doesn’t feel the same spark and instant sense of connection that he did at the party, he reasons that she’s overwhelmed and in pain and once she’s healed, all will be well. There are no birds to whisper of blood in the shoe – the Prince has seen the bandaged feet already – and the daughter slips on the shoes (the only shoes she has that will fit her, now,) and accompanies him to the palace.
But the stepmother is no doctor, and by the time the Prince gets her to the palace doctors, it’s too late – his beloved has contracted an infection in her feet from the shoe leather, made unclean in its travels. She will survive – it is an infection of a common filth of fish and birds, one that the doctors have potions for for the occasions where dangerously cooked food causes outbreaks – but in her raving, she confesses the whole scheme to the Prince who, furious, returns to the village to find the girl he truly fell in love with, the girl hidden from him.
“Oh, yeah, the fish cleaner,” the villagers shrug. “We don’t see her around very much, she’s probably in the sheds. Her family calls her Salmonella.”
@darkwarmanomon you can do whatever you want forever, but if you’re looking to fuck them up I have way weirder ones.
me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Yeah we are doing this.
We have had enough of this place. Enough said.
We need money to move, so please spread this around and donate if you can.
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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy
the tagssssss
Much love to the one guy who just guessed "makeup," good hustle sir, you may call on my sword.
My boys kiss sketch
rb to have a super gay 2023
rb to have a super gay 2024
rb to have a super gay 2025
rb to have a super gay 2026--wait
TIME TRAVELLER DID YOU MESS UP
*frantically jams buttons* 2025 2025 2025
it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them
and sometimes they give you gifsets of middle-aged men covered in blood, which is equally important
it really isn’t
happy new year, y’all
radfem: "yeah i support intersex people, unlike those evil transgenders!" *calls intersex women deformed* *calls intersex women deformed* *calls intersex women deformed* *calls intersex women deformed* *calls intersex women deformed* *calls intersex men a slur* *calls intersex women deformed* *calls intersex women a slur* *calls intersex wom
This is also applied to Detrans folks
Radfem/TERF: "yeah I support Detrans people, unlike those evil transgenders!" *calls detrans women deformed* *calls detrans men deformed* *calls detrans women deformed* *calls detrans men deformed* *calls detrans women damaged* *calls detrans men damaged* *calls detrans women mentally unstable* *calls detrans men mentally unstable* *calls detrans women a slur* *calls detrans men a slur*
And god forbid you're a Detrans person who supports transition, they would accept more if a detrans person was brainwashed by the church and the alt right even to a point of being supported by nazis than a detrans trans inclusive person
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.
What
Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.
Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.
how dare you say we piss on those poor sheep, haven't they suffered enough
who up dinking they oiter
I'm really joyful in ways a text post cannot express, please take my word on it. I'm something beyond giddy. love u
