whenever one of my posts is tagged #fave or whatever i like to take a look around in there, check the curation and all that, see how prestigious the club i've been inducted into is

oh fuck yum

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams

Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that

stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary

guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

2.

It’s tough being a Ceruledge…

A solution had been found

Solution 2 also comes with problem 2

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist

Furs

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

They’re telling me to do work at my job. Can the west fall a little bit faster please

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

woops

mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

Goku doesn't do that.

Goku deliberately goes easy on people to analyze their fighting style in like 10 fights minimum

list them in order

chapter 92

chapter 103

chapter 129

chapter 183

chapter 309 (kind of)

chapter 403 gohan acknowledges this is a thing goku does

and then there's the Vegeta fight in Buu saga which was him holding back but for entirely different reasons

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..