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apparently this is not common knowledge among punk diy sewists but if you’re sewing patches / doing any sewing that requires pushing a needle through multiple layers of fabric, use a needle grip. they’re little rubber things that have excellent grip on the metal needle so you don’t have to pinch the needle as hard. you will save your fingers soooo much unnecessary pain.

there’s two main types. the basic type is just a little circle of rubber that you fold around your needle, and the fancier type is a little rubber cap for your fingertips. they’re very cheap, under five bucks for the fancier kind and less for the basic, and they last forever. you can buy nice ones from your local craft store or steal them from the quilting section walmart idc. if you’re in a pinch (pun intended) and can’t go out, if you have a non-slip mat under a rug, cut off a little corner and that will work decently. please treat your fingers kindly <3

Happy birthday Biskit! 

This lazy dog gets his name from the biscuit - a common word for dog treats! He has the play hobby and he loves to run around enjoying his day! He’s skilled at hitting snooze, and one day he plans to be an Architect! He loves mochas with two milk and sugar, and his favorite songs are KK Mambo and KK Hop! Wish him a funky friday the 13th birthday, dawg!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! A HUH HUH!!!

Anonymous asked:

You may have done this one already but would you be willing to do a cownose stingray or a beluga whale (i know whales are not fish so I completely understand if this is out of bounds)

Well, I do only make fish facts, but I can tell you off the top of my head that there are no beluga attacks on record at all! At least I recall it being that way. They’re friendly guys! :) Anyway, to that fish fact!

Daily fish fact #471

Cownose ray!

They get their name from the shape of their two-lobed head, which is the shape of a cow’s nose when viewed from above. They’re a social species, living in schools with up to 10 000 individuals!

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Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take this. Take this from me. Take this from me. Take this from me right now. Take it from me. Take it from me. Take it from me. Take it out of my fucking hands before I freak it out. Take it from me. Fuck this thing.

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All the notes want to know what this is which on one hand would ruin the joke but I can't stand by and just not tell people what an animal is so this is a desman and desmans are literally water moles. They're moles that evolved away from digging to become pure swimmers. They were common in the Miocene but now there are only two species.

AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.