its been one of those weeks pass the sadomasochism

lobbying the Olympic committee to recognize gay chicken as a real sport

If I were a beautiful woman and two men were in love with me I would manipulate them into doing gay shit with each other

Twitter is inundated with clandestinely fascist onlyfans bifags who are country-pilled but with zero swag or zest about it. Ultimately when you’ve seen one video of a small man blowing a stoic bear in the bed of a suspiciously clean Ford, you’ve seen ‘em all. Self-awareness and introspection are sexier than iPhone shots of low sunlight scattering across a thin plaster landlord-white wall onto a nervous, circumcised dick. Why does every “alpha male” have little brother energy? Why can’t thirsty gay men recognize white supremacist tattoos

555 angle numbers represents transformation and growth

Imagine getting an italian beef sandwich from this thing

your wife sending emails to my dick while she supposed to be taking your kid to school

I wish i could go back in time and bring back a pirate captain to blow mitch mcconnell into a fine mist with a four-barreled blunderbuss for thirty crisp modern american dollars

Saint Sebastian (c.1660, oil on canvas) | Mattia Preti

good morning wednesday moodboard

Natasha Lyonne has always been an icon.

I dont know!!!!!!!

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