In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

pinning thissss

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

I love how people who rail against nazis fall for naziesk propaganda. Then say nothing of the commies who did everything the nazis did but ten fold, in the ussr alone. Not even mentioning all the other countries.

Also, Trump didn’t say neo-Nazis are good people. Literally the opposite. And Nazis regularly tried to censor views they claimed were harmful, for the public good.

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

Squilliam

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

Blessed Image

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

You idiots know that Trump has nothing to do with this right?

You assholes are just fucking shit up for someone who has to fix it again cause you fucking crybabies wanna break shit that has nothing to do with the president.

Grow the fuck up, and think about others before you try to be some Tumblr superhero. You’re just a little bitch who can’t handle he won. Grow up.

“I inconvenienced the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce in a gesture of empty rebellion!”

You can't leave this in the tags

In my mind now this is what king of the hill looks like

I know we all like to think we'd be the main characters in various situations. "Oh, I'm gonna be like mad max, or I'm gonna be like batman." No. Sorry to tell you. At best, you'll be the person everyone leaves behind, so everyone else can get away. You'll be the goon that batman leaves hanging upside down, and you be used as a blood bag on the hood of a car.

You're the hero of your own story, and the supporting role of someone else's.

Hero? Huh, here I thought I was just the comedic relief… learn something new every day.

Even the comic relief has his heroic moments

Yeah it's the Goat squad but we forgot one more.

Let's not forget this great inspiration guy. So badass was even acknowledged for his taijutsu skill

Superman: Man of Tomorrow #12 - “Superman’s Day Off” (2020)

Types Of Bird Faunus

Jaune: In my experience, there are three types of bird faunus.

Jaune: The adorable ones.

Ruby: *Holding a cookie in her mouth while doing her homework*

Jaune: The beautiful ones.

Yang: *Fingerguns*

Jaune: And the angry ones.

Raven: *Is Raven*

Jaune: I mean look at her, she is not pleased.

Raven: Jaune.

Jaune: Yeah?

Raven: Stop.

Jaune: Anyway. I've got the perfect way of dealing with the third kind.

Jaune: *Loads shotgun with birdshot*

Raven: *Panic*

Jaune: *Trying to shoot birdform!Raven with birdshot blasts* I've got more rounds than you think, Feathers!

Raven: *Dodging and weaving, squawking insults to Jaune down below* Shut it, Tai 2.0! Oh wait, you'd be a downgrade compared to that thickheaded blondie!

Ruby: Mom, shouldn't we stop them at some point? The neighbours have gathered and I can see even see old lady Henderson from the other side of town.

Summer: *Sipping 'juice', feeling nostalgic as she watches the show* Eh... five more minutes, Jaune's actually running out of ammo anyway.

Qrow: *Downing from his flask* Raven's gotten more agile compared to the last time she had to duck and weave. Blondie Jr's actually a decent shot.

Tai: *Sipping from a juicebox* Ah... those were the days. My old man did always prefer buckshot instead though.

Yang: *Not paying attention to the conversation* Damnit Jaune! Lead your shots! Lead! You've barely even winged her!

Jaune & Raven: *Pause their "Battle" to give a deadpan look at Yang*

Tai: *Fingerguns Yang* ~Eeey~!

Yang: *Fingerguns Back* ~Eeey~! *Goes back to yelling at both Jaune and Raven*

Jaune & Raven: *Anyway, Jaune continued blasting, Raven continued dodging, both continued insulting*

Ruby: *Lamenting living in a STRQ reality* Ugh... everyone's just stork raving mad. *Slaps hand over mouth, hoping to the Brothers no-one heard her pun*

Jaune x Elm?

Elm: "Would you be interested in going out some time?"

Jaune: "Ha, good one Elm!"

Ruby: "Jaune, let's go already!"

Jaune: "Coming! Well, hope to see you again soon." *waves goodbye and leaves*

- later -

Elm, in tears: "I don't understand. I can cook. I can clean. I can crush a bull's skull between my thighs. What do those other girls have that I don't?"

Harriet, pampering her: "Sweetie he's an idiot and doesn't deserve you."

Nora: Hey, Jaune, how you doin'?

Jaune: Oh, you know, just another day. Nothing too different. Oh! Except when Specialist Ederne tried to prank me.

Nora: I didn't think she was the pranking type.

Jaune: Apparently she is. I saw it coming a mile away, so I turned her down.

Ren: Turned her down? What do you mean?

Jaune: She was going to try asking me out. Probably stand me up later and laugh about it with the others.

Ren: ...

Nora: ...

Nora: Imma kill 'im.

Ren: No, no... Not yet, Nora.

Elm and Harriet: *Harriet was trying to cheer Elm up after Jaune's "rejection"*

Jaune: *😊 being a happy golden retriever minding his own business until he saw the two* Oh, hey girls! 👋

Elm:😢

Harriet:😡 You've got a lot nerve punk!

Jaune:?

Harriet: How dare you show your face after what you done!

Jaune: Eh?

Harriet: What? You feel like your masculinity being insulted by going out with someone bigger and stronger than you!?

Jaune: why are you talking about?

Harriet: Oh cut the bull crap blondie! You think you can do better than Elm!?

Elm: *still sad*

Jaune: What do you mean?

Harriet: Are you blind!? Look at her! She knows how to cook and clean, she's stronger then Ox and not to mention she's thick as FUCK with child bearing hips, ass that could rival a Bellbooty and thighs that could crush your skull by seating on you!

Jaune/Elm: 0///0/>///<

Harriet: Hell she could pass as a milf since you're always at Mantle as those brat crossing guard!?

Jaune: What!?

Harriet: She may come as a brute who would charge first and ask questions later, but she is great woman with a heart of gold and would always be there for you when you're down!

Elm: 🥹

Harriet: So why the hell would you say no to this beauty!?

Jaune: *Was confused as to why he was being yelled at until* Is this about the date thing?

Harriet: 😡 Yes!

Jaune: I thought she was pulling a prank!

Elm/Harriet:…What?

Jaune: Well I thought she was pulling on me so that's why I said no.

Elm: Why would you think I was pulling a prank on you?

Jaune: Well, I mean look at you. You are a beautiful, tall, muscular woman with a heart of gold.

Elm: 😳

Jaune: So I thought it was too good to be true when you ask on a date and I figured you were only pulling my leg.

Harriet: So you don't mind that she is bigger or stronger than you?

Jaune: Are you kidding me? If anything that just makes her more attractive.

Elm/Harriet:☺️/😳

Jaune: So you're serious about this?

Elm: I am.

Jaune: Then how about we go for dinner later. There's this new restaurant I've been meaning to go to and my friends are busy with their own thing so I was going to eat alone.

Elm: Sure, so pick me up at seven?

Jaune: 😊 Yeah, see you later *ran to his dorm*

Harriet:… Well I guess we-

Elm:*Grabbed her by the arm and ran to her quarters* ☺️

Source

Long over-due

Day 3 of 9 days of Lancaster. Sleepover/ Heaven is located on a girl's lap.

Jaune and his team are invited to team RWBY's sleepover. Which is a weird new feeling for him because he has never been invited to any sleepover, ever. So of course he accepted the invitation without a second thought. Because for the first time Jaune Arc is finally get to be invited to something...

After some time passes with Jaune and the rest from having fun. Feeling Nature's call Jaune excuses himself to go to the restroom. And after he is done, while on his way back he found Ruby sitting all by herself while clutching a wolf shaped plushie.

Jaune: Hey Rubes. What are you doing here all by your lonesome? The sleepover is over there you know.

Ruby: Oh? I just want to be alone for a while you know.

Jaune: Is it because of me. am I bumming you out or something. So that you have to leave? I get it Rubes if you don't want me around I'll just go home.

Ruby: What! No! What makes you think that? I don't think you're bumming me out Jaune. In fact I like you... I mean not like you, like you but I like being around you. You make me feel so comfortable and safe.

Jaune: So you like me. Then who do you like better me or mr. Wolfie?

Ruby: Ermm... Please don't make me choose. I mean I like you and all but mr. Wolfie have been with me since I was small.

Jaune: But you're still small.

Ruby: *pout* I'm not small! Just you wait Jaune. I'm going to drink so much milk that I will be taller than you.

Jaune: You just going to give yourself stomach ache.

Ruby: Fine then, if you going to keep teasing me then I choose mr. Wolfie and when I'm married he will be my best man and you will not even be invited.

Jaune: *gasp* Take that back!

Ruby: No! *stick tongue out* mr. Wolfie is a better friend than you.

Jaune: Okay if you want to be like that. *swipe the plushie* Then lets ask mr. Wolfie what he thinks about it.

What's that mr. Wolfie.

*whisper*

You don't actually think Ruby Rose is your friend.

*whisper*

You actually want to be my friend instead.

*whisper*

And you actually want to be my best man at my wedding?

Ruby: You're just putting words in mr. Wolfie's mouth. Give him back!

Jaune: *giggle* I'm only Joking Ruby. *pat Ruby's head to calm her down*

Ruby: (likes being petted) It's not funny. You went too far there.

Jaune: Well then you shouldn't choose a doll over me then. But yeah I'm sorry for going too far. *sit down next to Ruby*

Ruby: I'm just joking Jaune. There's no way I would choose you over anyone.

Jaune: My feeling still hurt Ruby. You have to find some way to make it up to me.

Ruby: Of course I'll do anything.

Jaune: Then let me rest my head on your lap.

Ruby: *giggle* You're not really upset are you?

Jaune: Of course not.

Ruby: Fine then wish granted.

Lap pillow is ready. Come here.

Jaune: Don't mind if I do. *rest his head on Ruby's soft cushiony lap* I'll never get tired of this feeling.

Ruby: Take as much time as you like. *Rubs Jaune's head*

Jaune: uhm that feels so good... And Ruby I don't mind if you want to have mr. Wolfie as your best man at your wedding. Just don't forget to invite me, okay?

Ruby: Well let's ask mr. Wolfie about it, shall we?

*whisper*

He said he doesn't mind being both our best man.

Jaune: Man mr. Wolfie is such a great guy... I mean Wolf guy, I think? We are so lucky to have him as our best man for our future wedding.

Ruby: Of course he is. And Jaune don't forget to invite me to your wedding too.

Jaune: *caress Ruby's cheek* I will... And Ruby I want you to introduce me to the lucky man first. I need to see if he is the right man for you.

Ruby: So I need the Jaune Arc's seal of approval first before tying the knot. Okay then tell me what kind of person that Jaune Arc would like as my future husband?

Jaune: Well he has to be handsome for start, smart, gentle and would put your need over himself. But I think most importantly he would always finds a way to make you happy.

Ruby: Wow. I think you might have too much of a high standard, there. But I think I might agree to it you let me choose someone for you too.

Jaune: Oh, then tell me what kind of woman will have to earn Ruby Rose's seal of approval?

Ruby: Beautiful, tall, big boobs. It's not really necessary but it's a plus to have, and she have to be great at fighting or else I won't approve of her being your wife.

Jaune: I think you only listed out her physical traits. Did you forget to add her personalities?

Ruby: Well as you long as you love her and want to be with her. Then I won't stand in your way. I will give her my blessing regardless of how I feel.

Jaune: Ruby. I don't know what to say, but thank you so much for being my friend...

Ruby: And thank you for being my friend too.

As the two find themselves lost in each other's company. They are blisfully unaware of the intense stare coming from right around the corner. Staring at them like a starving cat looking at their prey.

Blake: What the fuck is wrong with them....

DSP finally got to the final boss in tears of the kingdom and he whined because it's to hard and how it's the worst boss he has ever fought and how it's disrespectful to the player before complaining about how shitty the game is. He also called the boss a 'puzzle boss'

Bruh you cant make this up.

This is why DSP is such a meme. He will find a way to blame the game for his shortcomings. He’s mad because the final boss of this video game isnt a push over.

btw, the final boss isn't even hard. He’s just terrible at the game’s combat. He’d rather tell Nintendo to ‘literally suck his ass’ than get good.

At one point during the playthrough he got hit from an enemy from behind and he said how that’s bullshit and they shouldn't be able to do that.......

He flat out said that enemies shouldn't be allowed to hit him unless he’s facing them otherwise that’s bullshit.

He's going to be trending on twitter again, i just know it.

There are boomers so pissed about this because the intern is 'lazy'

That's such a dumb argument. Doing something in a way that makes it easier and even faster doesn't make them lazy, it makes them efficient.

Some boomers actually have the mindset that you must suffer when youre young because they did . Like Bill Maher actually did a segment on some poor vlogger who was murdered by her boyfriend and he bitched about young people not having jobs anymore (despite that vlogger making good money online) and how normies like him and others have to work for a living. Imagine being mad because there are young people who love their jobs.

Also btw, this douche owns a baseball team. He’s not a ‘normie’