How an Armadillo gathers foliage for its nest.
When I'm carrying all the bags of groceries inside in one trip.

How an Armadillo gathers foliage for its nest.
When I'm carrying all the bags of groceries inside in one trip.
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear
Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.
By Talos, this can’t be happening.
"Not everything is a poem it needs intent" yeah shut up you bitch.
Maybe accidents are beautiful. Ever think about that, dumbass?
“Not everything is
a poem it needs intent”
yeah shut up you bitch.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
for fuck’s sake—
Omfg I could devour a cheeseburger right now
Why the fuck are we circulating a 43 note post from 2012
it’s time has come
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.
*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*
Huh
Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit
Ok I'll go fuck myself
Electric Cars getting transported on an open deck catch on fire after the salt water shorts their batteries. 🤔
Wtf, what genius thought this was a good idea 🤣🤣🤣
Different incident but look up the Felicity Ace fire. 4000 cars on board, lithium batteries ignited, and the whole ship sank because standard fire suppression systems don’t work on lithium ion fires
Hellraiser Park and Urban Bird Observatory in Eugene, Oregon.
Pinhead slide also has telescopes to look at the birds. I didn’t know Pinhead liked birds.
odd, weird,strange and unusual
Oh no, that's awful! Wolf attacks are so rare, I wonder what happened?
Oh...
Imagine seeing a wolf pack hunting right in front of you and your reaction is to be all "Oh no le waah le waah I do not vant to see zis!!" Instead of "Holy fucking sheet, that is zee coolést thing I have evéur seen in my entiéure life"
So many boob drawers dont get it... its abt the weight. Its abt the sag and the tension. Sphere anime boobs frighten and scare me. Show me that thang is made of flesh n it has give. What is the FUCKING point of 'instead of shirt she has bandages/vines/ribbons to cover her modesty/make sure shes not just free swanging' if they're still gonna be perfectly spherical??? Show me the gravity, let me see the places where the bandages compress which squishes it on either side... u guys get what I mean
Oooooh.
Boob drawers, as in people who draw boobs, not boob drawers, as in chest of.
I was so confused.
Well boobs are stored on chests so the confusion is understandable
Boooo
...ooobs
confession: a couple lives ago i went to a beach, got blotted out of my fucking gourd, and put a weird spell on some rocks so that they'd make people old.
YOU
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!
Fire
dude my house
What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.
This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap
fruit-in-jars 101 by stacynguyen
"What is jam? What makes something authentically jam? Can bacon really be made into jam?
It was all very Existentialist.
The answer to those questions is a bit complicated and non-definitive. The U.S. FDA has defined jam and jelly in very specific and mathematical terms (such-and-such percentage of juice to fruit to water to sugar = jam/jelly); it also uses jam and preserve interchangeably, for the most part. While interesting, the FDA’s definitions did not matter much to me because the FDA wasn’t really using the terms in the way that we usually use the terms. Also, the FDA wasn’t comprehensive in its definitions. It didn’t tackle other fruit spreads like marmalades or curds, for instance.
The more I looked into, the more I thought, dude, this information would make a good infographic."
Once upon a time, fruits could not be obtained at just any season, so humans had to come up with a way to contain the fruits for the dark fruitless days.
omg you do not understand how rare it is to see queer desi weddings this is beautiful
Seeing tumblr screenshots on reddit is wild because the people there really don't get how tumblr works. They'll be baffled like "why would you even admit to sleeping on a pile of laundry for 3 days straight, much less brag about it? That is not the flex you think it is."
My brother in christ that's not why anyone posts shit on tumblr. If you think anyone should be living like you, you wouldn't be on tumblr in the first place. Oversharing your shit on tumblr isn't to show off how great you're doing, it's about admitting that you're a fucked up little creature and willingly submitting yourself to be studied under a microscope. By other supremely weird little critters.
And people who screenshot tumblr shit to post it on reddit.
