yikes™️

glad this resonated with all of the freaks i love you

Photos of my AAC device in public (or out and about) places to make you feel less nervous about using yours in public ^^

Target ^ School ^

Peircing shop ^ On a walk ^

At a park ^ In the car ^

In school parking lot ^ At an arcade ^

Can we take a minute to appreciate OP's (idk their name) fashion sense? This is what I dream of looking like

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

Ripped an escape hole

in the patio screen door

in a single night

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!

the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend

to anyone who needs to hear this,

you look EXACTLY like a leaf

your eye spots ARE absolutely terrifying

when you raise your front legs you DO look bigger than anything, even a tree

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

Player A - "I'll have you know, I'm not some cheap whore. I'm a...a... An affordable slut."

Player B *helpfully* "A moderately priced harlot."

Barbie and Ken are aroace4aroace and I will not be taking criticism

Happy pride everybody!

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

sex and magic trans pride flag

[ID: A trans flag. The colors have been slightly changed, with the baby pink instead being the bright pink from the Gilbert Baker pride flag, and the blue being Gilbert Baker turquoise. The middle stripe is off-white. End ID.]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

Sorry it’s what to elves

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

Legolas said fuck the horizon

God I fucking love high fantasy

same energy

there’s more

SIGH

here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while…

We have another one…

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

When you know politics but no facts

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

This is my favourite post on this website

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

My most free market opinion is that all regulations on food trucks and cottage food industries besides standard safety and labor stuff are unjustifiable. Big Restaurant uses the law to wipe out all small businesses that fill in the gaps in their market and they hate that immigrants sharing a truck can easily outcompete them every single time. One Taco Truck Per Corner and I am not kidding

This is me with zoning regulations & food vendors. Every single townhouse in an American city should have a babushka selling out of her front door pierogis that she makes in small batches on Wednesday mornings with three tables of seating surrounded by orthodox lawn gnomes that gets lines around the block, or a retired librarian running a weekend cafe out of his living room that serves everything swimming in cardamom with midcentury art coffee table books at every seat that anyone who collects vinyl in the area knows is the hot first date spot.

Every day you visit a block of residential homes and not a single one is selling donuts you have strayed further from God's light.

I just wanna buy ribs from the old black man in my street that smokes weed and listens to avant garde jazz

This is literally the American Dream

Eating 2$ street tacos on a plastic table in the parking lot of a liquor store is the only thing that makes Los Angeles even vaguely hospitable to human life.

I lived for years in a New York state town that was run-down due to natural disaster at a nearby metropolis decades prior. There was a Russian Orthodox Church nearby. Women of the church would do occasional sell pierogies smothered in onions and butter for $5 a box. The line was always down the block. My only regret is that I hated onions, so I did not ever have the full experience - but even with just butter, they were absolutely amazing.

2 other specialties that would be sold in the area:

Salt potatoes - a dish invented by salt miners who would bring potatoes to work, let them cook in salty brine in their mines. And then smother that in butter. Modern version calls for 8 CUPS of salt. It crystallizes on the outside of the potato. It is an EXPERIENCE. And it is also not like biting into a chunk of salt like you might be imagining - though I would imagine it’s best as a ‘once in a grand while’ food because of all the sodium

Spedie Chicken (or just ‘spiedie,’)- chicken cubes on sticks marinated in an amazing tangy sauce, then grilled. Italian immigrants created this one, and I remember it being served at every possible event - graduation parties, wedding receptions, family reunions. I can’t describe what it tastes like because I haven’t had it in so long, but gallon jugs of it are available online, so one day I hope to buy one & then experiment til I can match the flavor.

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

IT'S THE SAME SWEATER CLARK'S MOM BAKED FOR HER OH MY GOD!!!!

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

This is not an American/non-American thing

This is a CLASS thing

When I (American) went to college (expensive private school on scholarships) (almost everyone there upper middle class or upper class) I and one of my friends (average) incited anger and rejection for asking to ‘tag along’ to the grocery store

They saw it as selfishly asking a favor and were shocked, just like the OOP’s friend, whereas we saw it as a normal and sensible thing to do.

Pay heed to Klaudia Amenábar's words! Don't let the executives weaponize fandoms. WGA Strong.

My guys it is starting to work, I've seen some people I know complaining about the writer's strike and turning against them because their favorite shows and/or movie got put on hold. Please do not be fooled like this, this is exactly what the corporations want. It can wait, I promise you will find other things to focus, but writers need this.

Reword every headline they put out. “Due to not wanting to give writers money, Marvel has shut down pre-production on…” You can end this strike any time you want to, pal.

"Marvel too cheap to pay writers, production shuts down"

"Disney too greedy to pay residuals, deletes shows/movies"

"Studios cut corners on safety, production values, writing, acting, etc. in order to make more money; won't share with anyone below CEO level"

This.

100% this.