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Untitled Unmastered

@tinytitanictits

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me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

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My child

Somebody parenting right

killchery

My future child

This little boy is everything.

he’s so composed and well spoken for his age like wow i couldn’t even form a proper statement at that age

he’s going places

The other kids don't look like they even understand what he's talking about

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me doing homework:

  • pees
  • checks fridge
  • drinks water
  • *looks at clock*
  • “i still have plenty of time”
  • scrolls tumblr
  • opens youtube for relaxing music-
  • then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
  • opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
  • “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
  • *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
  • *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
  • but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
  • *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
  • *does something irrelevant*
  • “im so tired!!!“
  • *sleeps*
  • *wakes to pee*
  • *looks at clock*
  • *cries*
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33 Questions White People Have For White People (X)

You all need to watch this, white people calling out white people…😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

“we were white people running away from other white people”

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33v0

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

look at this shit

They radiate peace