i would literally die if a boy did this to me
what are yall on
me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants
Cafe Racer
Gentleman’s Essentials
My child
Somebody parenting right
My future child
This little boy is everything.
he’s so composed and well spoken for his age like wow i couldn’t even form a proper statement at that age
he’s going places
The other kids don't look like they even understand what he's talking about
The true meaning of Avatar
me doing homework:
- pees
- checks fridge
- drinks water
- *looks at clock*
- “i still have plenty of time”
- scrolls tumblr
- opens youtube for relaxing music-
- then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
- opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
- “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
- *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
- *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
- but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
- *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
- *does something irrelevant*
- “im so tired!!!“
- *sleeps*
- *wakes to pee*
- *looks at clock*
- *cries*
33 Questions White People Have For White People (X)
You all need to watch this, white people calling out white people…😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
“we were white people running away from other white people”
OK @whitehouse we see you
im not crying
If you look closely at their lips you can hear the British accents
when your waiter walks by with another tables food

-drops mic-

