My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.

Pay me to care more

CEO’s just be ungodly detached from their employees needs

me everyday at work

same

Golden Girl

Mason Strehl (Web | Instagram)

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

REBELLION. 

dont listen to them youre doing well sweetie

i am 

made of water

of course i am emotional

From VSCO

this tweet killed me so i had to share

@ math nerds like me

Dickbutt

the chosen one

im thirsty af for

a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company