GOD

Hey uhhh do I need to go to the hospital if I just learned that a mug I drink out of once in a while contains 99,300 ppm lead from a fucking wojak meme

I literally bought this at an antique store last year fuck my life

^ cursed vessel

If this post hits 50k I'll lick the paint with my full tongue

BRANDON.

We need to stop doing this

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

Cracked me up ....

ID: a cropped screenshot of a tweet by Senthorun Raj @senthorun that reads "I went to a school where teachers would routinely 'come out' about their sexuality. They talked about their heterosexual relationships and having kids.some even went as far as making us read books with straight characters. Despite all this, I wasn't groomed into heterosexuality."

Pretty fucked up that queer people’s emotional development is usually like

0-12: childhood

12-22: t̷̬̳̫̜̬͙̯̝̤͌̇h̷̗̾̃̂̓̿̚̕̚ͅͅë̴̡̙̟͚͖͖̟́ ̶͙̲̱͍̝̔̔̾̾́d̴̛̫͚̳̫̈́̐̒̀̏̑̀͝ä̶̯͔͓͇̮̱̠͉́̓̋̌̈́̔̏ͅr̶̹̳̣̭̞̳̱͔͌ͅk̷̲̜͙̝̲̿̐̓ņ̷̢͔̺̤͕͕͓͋̐͆̈́̇́̆͜͠e̵͇͗̍͂̚ṣ̶̟̼̩́̍̉s̴̥̐̅ ̶̢̜͉͚͍̉̓͑̒̑͝o̵̧̠̙̐͗́̋͊̿̈́͛̉f̸̫͊̐̀̈́̕͝ͅ ̸̭̺͓̘̪́͝t̷̛̺͆̈́͘h̸͚̺̣͍̃̇̈́͑͋è̷̙͙͍͇͈͉͎̔̂̚ ̵͍̥̈́̆̆̐v̶͖̈̐̓͋̍̈́͘o̴̳͖͊͛̋i̸̙̾͂͆̈̓d̵̢̩͓̻͎̲͓̓͜

22-30: adolescence

LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

you MIGHT BELIEVE what happens next!

bitcoin is crashing again lol

why is this funny?

kindness is a choice 💖

and i choose to be a gigantic hater 💖

A black dragón floating above the clouds

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:  ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.  The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

“[list of traits common to many or all cats] I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” is the cat owner’s creed

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

date of origin: October 12th, 2013

me_irl

me: *hyperfixating on fictional character for hours before bed* wow, I sure hope I’ll dream about them

my dreams: *spider monster chasing me downtown*

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

filling a usps small flat rate box with scoops out of a large tub labelled “Neutron star”

razputin donates some old toys to science

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

typing “laso” instead of “also”

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

Accidentally typing “hell” instead of “help”

@worldheritagepostorganization  

@iambecomeyourvillain

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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