sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'

my dentist thinks my chronic dry mouth might be due to sleeping w my mouth open and recommended an anti-snoring device and im like ok im game to try that but i do need to tell you that i already wear dry-eye goggles at night. this has no bearing on whether or not i can also use the anti-snoring device i just need you to know how ridiculous im gonna look

gonna style these 2 together and report back ig

Your dentist is trying to give you keymaster vibes

Endgame is you end up sleeping in one of those Dune suits so you don't wither into a prune whilst unconscious

I cant do this anymore

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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I'm a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it's ok

Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks

The beauty of tumblr is that the "for you" page will be there regardless, but if you find someone who reblogs things you like and continues reblogging things you like, you can cater your dash to follow those people so when the for you page recycles itself, you won't ever get bored because all those people you followed will continue to post and reblog stuff you already decided you're going to enjoy! It's lovely!

And if you find that your dash is slow, and you have a lot of people you followed, you can go and check how long they've been gone. If they've been gone 6 months you can just.... unfollow them and find someone more active and there's NO judgement or shame. NOBODY is alerted when you stop following them. There's no fanfare, no judgemental commentary on why you're unfollowing and you don't have to explain you just follow and unfollow as you like and feel comfortable with.

But bruh let's talk about it.

The thing about Patrick Warburton is while a lot of his characters sound similar, he makes them distinct by giving each character a personality. Krunk is vastly different from Joe Swanson. That is why he's such a great voice actor and why we love him so much.

The thing about Patrick Warburton is that he actually knows how to act

"Voice acting" is two words for a reason

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.

Legit though I switched to Firefox and it’s so so so much better

i’m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now

Y’all I can’t believe the “whistleblower assassination” and “literally falling apart in the sky” company is being represented by a man named Rich White

You could not call a character this in a movie because everyone would say “that’s not realistic” and yet!

getting really into women's thighs lately

but not between them...

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

I feel the need to add this

Death Of The Author is out, Bullying Of The Author Out Of A Forum About Their Own Work is in

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it with the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

Did you know-Lonnie Johnson, the man who invented the “Super Soaker” was awarded $72.8M in a Hasbro Settlement for unpaid royalties. The super soaker was the world’s best selling toy.✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Not to be a hopeless romantic, but was anyone going to tell us that 2023 was the year scientists were able to visualize quantum-entangled particles for the first time and they literally look like yin and yang??

Full article published in Nature Photonics here, though I read a lay reader friendly explanation here!

Pretty sure this misunderstands and misrepresents what that figure was doing, see the actual reference to it in the body of the paper:

And this is the caption for that figure:

They're illustrating that the technique can be used to create (3D) images on a quantum scale, and chose to use a yin-yang image to illustrate this.

It's important to look at figures in the context of the paper and with their captions!

Thank God, I was about to say I hate this "What the bleep do we know" shit