Every post apocalyptic game is all about violence!! I just wanna decorate my abandoned subway home with fairy lights!! Throw parties with other gas masked survivors!! An Animal Crossing x Stardew Valley inspired game where I can grow giant potatoes and date a buff mutant!!
Will the last person leaving Tumblr please turn off the lights.
How is this video blessed and cursed at the same time
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The backup dancer in black OMG
Source: twitter.com
Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good
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Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.
Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.
Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
I don’t make much nsfw fanart so before i lose my chance this is me, my female-presenting nipples and my female-presenting bush. fuck you tumblr. I’m fuming - please feel free to reblog. Spread my art + body around.
Ok, fuck this shit.
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Now I gotta go thru all the folx I follow & chase down where else I can find them. 'Cause this hellsite is imploding & will soon be as worthless as LiveJournal. *sigh* Goddamn it.
If u read this & take pity on me, save me some time & drop a comment about where else I can follow you. 😞 I gotta figure out what platform I'm migrating to.
Reblog if its ok to message you during this holiday season incase Im feeling lonely or out of place during family events because no one should be alone on Christmas
you know what I love? big tough antisocial guys, but with kids
(bonus ragamuffins)
people are fucking laying into the mods and im living for it
Had to quit the FaceBook group "The BULLY project" for this very reason. Fuck that guy.
The smallest of all mammals, shrews are pound for pound among the most belligerent creatures on earth.
Well, they certainly got that part of my personality right. 🤣😂🤣
Im gonna write this one on blank paper, for I like this one 😄
I saw that you are the "Patron Saint of Shitposts" and I thought you might be pleased to know that there's a catholic holy day called Gaudete Sunday, where the priests wear pink robes.
this can’t be real
update: it’s real
update: it’s the sunday before my human birthday
Attention:
Gaudapocalypse is scheduled for Dec 16
here’s the icon
when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly
thick jelly……I can’t believe someone put words to that feeling…….thank you
"When you're a kid," yeah jokes on me, I still do this as an adult. Just yesterday, even. 😶 Not the greatest feeling in the world.
