This blog is pro cigarette and pro lung cancer

me flirting: yeah I'm pro-theft

/Sippy puffs on a cigar. “I may be small, but my riches are just huge.”

If you vape, listen to your body. It could be telling you that you’re being exposed to harmful chemicals.

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> at the weed store

> weed bartender is wiping the counter down

> “What can i getcha?”

> “you got any of that weed that makes you fucked up and evil?”

Dudes r like “I cannot help my fetishes or who I’m not attracted to because basically I’m monkey :/“ And then say “so are you really unable to look past the fact that I am ugly? Unbelievable. If only you’d use your brain and see that I could make you happy. But such is the life of a shallow whore, I suppose.”

*packing a bowl* okay who wants to say grace

Predators in France (brown for bears, black for wolves, yellow for lynx)

white for frenchmen

Replace the t in texas with s. You will be in for a hilarious yet scary suprise

which t?

It's Friday the 13th AND a full moon

Cryptids, werewolves, and supernatural features alike *slaps neck*

COME

GET

Y'ALL

JUICE

AND it’s me birthday 😍❤️💖🎉🎊🌚🔪👀😘💋🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

litterally me

this user suffers from hallucinations 

Doing his best!

Let him in!!!

this audio literally was on the edge of setting off my flight or fight response.

bro my cock forms a circuit

y'all are so scary and freaky. just be regular 🙄

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